Positive Detective Affirmations
- My wife will let me sleep in same bed as her if i crack the case
- I am going to solve every unsolved mystery this weekend
- I will overcome my addiction to sticking my cool detective revolver in my mouut
Respectfully King Arthur himself could not pull me out of you
This is fucking hilarious
Get you a man who's like
A safe fairyland is untrue to all worlds.
- J.R.R. Tolkien, The Hobbit
Finnish cover art of JRR Tolkien’s The Hobbit by celebrated Finnish author Tove Jansson.
Bonus round: list all nine in order of favorite to least favorite!
And you can make the rubric for this question whatever you want. My personal one was that young me would be horrified to know she became current me, but that’s because I imagine it’d be quite horrible to a child learning and growing to no longer get to wonder who you’ll be when you grow up, and I think if she and I just like met somehow, she’d think I was a cool adult. Like one of those teachers you get to banter with a little.
Cutting edge SWAT team effortlessly torn to pieces by my nonbinary catboy girlfriend
-nonbinary
-catboy
- girlfriend
what’s not clicking
get your apple out of my face
I said get youur apple out of my fucking face before I smack that bitch up
that onion headline that's like "whatever. the emo kids are all sitting on each other's lap" is their realest one yet
it was clickhole my bad
dont cry ok? there is the sun and there isthe ocean and there are butch gay women
i love you singers whose vocals sound desperate i love you musicians who sound like if you don’t get this song out you’re going to explode i love you songs that sound like they’re dragging the vocalist with them 80 miles per hour down the highway tied to the back of a truck i love you voice cracks in emotional songs i love you unique voices i love you music that disturbs the comfortable and comforts the disturbed
it's unfair that the top doesn't get pregnant too










