Luigi
What kind of noise is that??
I can’t breathe
I can't stop laughing :')
Reblog to let your followers know you are a safe person to come out to.
Reblog the shit out of this.
Another Dream
So here i am at 4am and i woke up from another dream.
This time i was wandering around in a city which felt like my hometown but didn't resemble any place i know in real life and i walked by a group of astronomy students and their professor. He explained the difference between a comet and a meteor and right before this group was one of those. It fell down just a few moments ago and i decided to join the lesson even though i know nothing about their topics. So when i arrived i asked how the meteor got there und the lecturer directly turned over to me and told me that this is a comet which you can recognize by the beautiful crystal that's inside. He got it out of the stone and gave it to me and i was very happy about it because i just like pretty stones and crystals in general. In the next moment i was in a space ship with the lecturer trying to find a person who was patrolling in space and looking out for other meteors and comets. On his way he sent a message that he really wants to see his family but can't just send them a postcard which made him very sad. The lecturer was looking for this man and the last thing i remember is that i was talking about creating space dumpsters to stop the pollution on earth but the next moment i said that's a bad idea because then we would spread our garbage in the whole universe and the pollution would just be transferred to innocent little space.
Then i woke up because my phone was ringing.
If a girl is to do the same superman thing where he takes off his disguise, we just look pervy. Not the same effect
First of all: bullshit.
Secondly: If you are not doing the Linda Carter spin, then you’re doing it wrong.

how did you do that so smoothly?
thats some broadway musical shit
But seriously, I think I love you.
heck no, i’m callin dibs
Sorry friend, thatseanguyblogs called dibs first. ;)

Well, we never got around to making a wedding gif, but still super-married and loving it. Happy Valentine’s Day!
I mean … how can you not reblog?
I couldn’t NOT Reblog !
This makes me happy! Good for them!
This is so awesome *-*
short hairstyles for women/butches
note: don’t know who these are for the most part! they might be gay, i just found them on google images. also this isn’t a ranked list i just like numbers
1. tapered and long
the top two are probably the best approximation of this cut. i like it because it’s floofy but you don’t necessarily have to have curls to pull it off
2. bowl cut pixie
ngl i thought i wasn’t going to like this but i’m actually a huge fan. gives me kind of edgy lisbeth salander vibes. this would be a really good way for femmes to flag too because it’s kinda off center of straight fashion
3. buzzcut
a classique and sexie look. buzzcuts looks rly good when they’re dyed if you’re into that (i especially love obnoxiously bright colours). if we’re doing characters, this reminds me of furiosa obviously and we all know she’s a lesbian legend
4. undercut
i’m obsessed with undercuts. it looks so so cute with curly hair or straight hair. i also like how it can be really soft or really severe depending on how you style it. it’s also super androgynous
5. short shag
terrible name but a super cute haircut. it’s softer than some of the other ones i have listed if that’s what you’re into. looks cute with curly or straight hair. gives me a bit of baby butch vibes.
6. pompadour
love it! classic! that janelle monae look? beautiful. it lengthens your face if that sweetens the deal for anyone. very dependable and handsome butch look. would highly recommend.
7. curly mohawk
this hairstyle is VERY important to me as a gay because it makes women look beautiful. the top right girl is literally my dream girl. also you can style it soft or really punk which is super hot.
8. random pics of women i found
wow i fuckign. i just love women! look at that! we really do short hair well ladies! thanks for reading my post i hope you enjoyed
I just wish I could look like these women so bad
Some day i will pull off one of those amazing hair styles too
everybody should reblog this with the only personality assessment that matters: your favorite disney princess, fav color, fav super hero, fav season
mulan, blue/silver, spiderman, spring
Moana/mulan, blue!, Spider-Man, and fall!
How dare you, blue, Iron man, and auntum
Adrien Agreste (lol), teal + rainbow, Ladybug + Marvel’s Spiderman, fall - my birthday season ^_^
Mulan, Purple, Wonder Woman and @seasonofthegeek :p
Cinderella, Blue, The Flash, and Fall
Mulan, Green, Thor and Fall
Weird Dreams
So i decided to share one of the weird dreams i had and actually remembered just so someone might smile a little because of the awkwardness in my head :)
Last night i was a 16 year old student in my old middle school which looked like Professor Mcgonagall decided to take over the school and give it a Hogwarts flair by making more sapcious rooms, halls and of course stairwells. My best friend was no one less than Cara Delevingne who happened to have superpowers. She could transfer some of her power on someone else by kissing them. If she decided to do so you could use all shadows around you and turn your arms into slimy tentacles to mess with people which was Caras hobby. I just really liked being around her and being in the range of her incredible aura because i had a huge crush on her.
As you might suspect Cara sometimes shared her powers with me via kissing and we walked around my old school to joke around with other students. Cara liked to take the lunch of people away or switch backpacks in class while no one noticed and i liked to help younger students who got bullied by 9th or 10th graders.
One day Cara thought it would be a cool idea to make our duo a trio by adding a boy to our group and grant him her powers too if he was worthy. I wasn't very fond of this idea because i wanted Cara for myself but she wouldn't change her mind even if i told her. So we went through our school during break and looked for a boy who could fit to us by kind of sensing his aura. We found a boy who happened to be my ex-boyfriend from real life but with a better sense for fashion. He had the outfit from Neo of Matrix which looked great on him and made him seem more myterious. We made eye contact with him and thought he's the one and wanted to talk to him just as the bell rang for the end of our break. We didn't want to wait till after school so we walked towards him but my old class teacher went toward us and told us if we wouldn't go to our classroom now we would go to Mcgonagalls office for detention. The situation escalated because Cara used her shadow powers to move him out of our way which caused the attention of our soon to be group member.
So we had to go to Mcgonagalls office where she told us not to lose control over our powers and use them without thought like that. She let us go without giving us detention and erased the memories of my teacher as the school wasn't for Kids/Teenagers with superpowers and no one should be aware of that but her.
We went out and in the floor our future friend waited for us saying that he was very interested in getting to know us after he witnessed Caras outbreak. We decided to go to Caras home and directly inteoduce him to our Clique. Cara kissed him to transfer some of her powers on him and boy let me tell it was terrible to watch them but also hilarious because i didn't even like the thought of her kissing someone else than me and he kissed so bad (lots of salive, tongue everywhere) it nearly hurt to watch her but her face during the act was priceless.
So the dream ended with the phrase which was obvious to see for me: Damn you kiss really bad, i like Darlene way better and will stick to her.
Little note: i just saw the movie Suicide Squad and the trailer of the upcoming movie Venom that's probably where part of this dream came from :') Whoever might read this: i hope you enjoyed reading it, even if just for a little bit ^-^




