in my head the star wars equivalent of tswift is some human woman named tay’lor spiff or something and her stans are losing their minds over theories that she’s secretly a jedi singing about the horrors of war, even though she’s from a neutral system that hasn’t seen so much as a moral panic in 50 years

the theories get even more egregious during the imperial era, with people straight up thinking she joined the rebellion in secret and is loading her songs with subliminal rebel propaganda. their main piece of evidence for this is if you play a certain song backwards, it sounds like she’s saying “freedom” in shyriiwook. the fans get really defensive if you point out she’s performed at the yearly empire day celebration thrice now and her family historically owned ewok slaves

i regret to inform both you beautiful people that this isn’t going to go how you think it will

spiff fans (also known as “spiffies”) insist that the two decommissioned venator-class destroyers spiff purchased, the bad blood and the reputation, are for diplomatic purposes that benefit the rebellion. jedi’lors have concocted theories that she served on both ships during the clone wars and was respectful of every clone that served there, despite her courtship of a gravball player that thrice advocated against the clone veterans being granted natural citizenship

@lesbianholster

Ok, I can make this even wilder bc the proposed SW version of her name follows Twilek naming conventions; a race whose history is full of caste divisions and the higher castes selling the lower as slaves, with especially women being shipped off world. So I can absolutely see this Twilek popstar claiming to be from an enslaved family who fought for emancipation and then it turning out that she comes from generational wealth of Twilek "nobles" who could afford to move off world by exploiting their own people.

I’ve been resistant to the idea of spiff being a twi’lek (a couple other people in the tags have floated that option) but i can fuck w this interpretation of it a lot so thank you

Im sorry op my hand slipped

One of my favorite pieces of canon continuity is that clones cannot lie for shit

goodness i forgot to post this here! this is CC-1985, aka cassette, or cass for short. she's my new clone trooper oc, she's transfem, and she does drag performances at 79's in between battles :) i might start writing fanfic about her and her jedi general as they navigate the clone wars

Commander Cody

by Dan Watson

Go off, Muse, of unhinged Achilles,

who cost the Greeks like so many Ls,

and yeeted countless souls of dank heroes

into Hades' big dark,

making their bodies into snack for doggos

and all kinds of birbs.*

Begin with the how Agamemnon--

CEO of men--

deadass canceled the main character.

*edit

no no no you didn't hear me right I said do the Jedi have SECTS. shut up I SAID do the Jedi have SE-

cody my beloved 🧡🧡🧡

I watched the 2003 clone wars for the frst time today and this scene made me giggle (GO WATCH IT IF YOU HAVEN'T!!!!)

cody's stance here is actually everything to me

your bodies seed the stars

“Ni kyr'tayl gai sa'ad Fox”

I know your name as my child

Amazing piece of Tal’karir and Fox by @cobaltbeam

This makes me melt into a puddle of pure wholesomeness 🥹

🤍 Wolf boys 🤍

Darth Vader, hiring Boba Fett: Oh hey, it’s that kid who tried to kill Mace Windu multiple times and almost got me in the process. Well, lots of people have tried to kill me, and it says good things about his skills that he came so close. And who among us hasn’t wanted to kill Mace Windu? Fett it is

Vader also gets bragging rights that he actually did (help) kill Windu and if I know anything about Anakin it’s that he’s a show off

askfjgjak "Oh hey, it's that kid who tried to kill Mace Windu multiple times. Not as good as me at killing Mace Windu, but good enough for government work"

cause im mad we didn't get a non googles tech scene