my boyfriend doesn’t believe that his cat bullies mine

so close yet so far

?????!!!?????

this is the most bellarke thing ive ever read in my life

update

apparently ravens are associated with death and prophecy because they’re very intelligent birds and back in the day they learned p quick that large groups of men marching meant imminent corpses to feed on so they would follow armies and i think that’s v metal

To ravens, large groups of men marching were an omen of free food.

to remember how many feet there are in a mile, u just gotta use 5 tomatoes

five to-mate-oes sounds like five, two, eight, 0 and there’s 5280 feet in a mile

To remember how many meters there are in a kilometre you just remember “1000” because the system of measurement in the rest of the world wasn’t invented by a drunk mathematician rolling dice.

not knowing the name of a meme and having to describe it in google like a fucking animal

for our grade 12 formal a guy asked me to be his partner and i was like ‘ok’ but he told me to not wear heels because he was like 5’4 and it would make him feel bad and i considered it but then i remembered a few years before he was in my maths class and i was struggling with a maths problem because i had been sick earlier that week and he told me if i paid attention or even showed up to class that i would understand it anyway i wore 5 inch sparkly heels and the only thing he said to me was ‘this is because of grade 9 right?’ and i said that it was and i am glad he knew exactly where he went wrong

Sleep? Who the fuck is that? She bad?? She got friends??

Teach ya sons it's okay to cry

sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs

reblogging for yall bc the shit worked for me lol

Karma will pop me if I don’t

sorry i have bubonic plague i can’t hang out tonight

aw rats

the purge but in reverse everything is illegal for 24hrs so we all just go to bed and be quiet for a bit

Before vs After Adoption

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Truthfully the most precious thing I have ever had the privilege to repost.

This makes my heart so happy. ❤️❤️❤️

Can I make it any clearer

communication is the foundation

Where are they going? What are they saying?

I don’t even care they just sound so beautiful

they are singing s traveling song

@greater-than-the-sword

do you love the colour of the sky

delete this

Good point

I was waiting for Howie Mandel to come up.

What’s happening on Twitter?

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