Bae♡

his moan holy shit i think im pregnant

nate // sam + friendship goals af.

THE WAY THEY LOOK AT EACH OTHER OMG

That last line killed if

Bryant’s story

I love that guy.

MagCon - Shawn Mendes

not my gif, credit to owner | requests are open!!

credit to whoever saved this video bc apparently it was a deleted vine but my god 😍💦

This is actually how it goes

Source of death: NATE FREAKING MALOLEY

But imagine him saying “babe come back to bed pleasee”

Reblogged for that ^

i’m crying because matt’s butt

I’ve reblogged this like ten times but idgaf

^^^

Bootyyyyyyyy

This is my 1589092019262638 time reblogging

I’ve reblogged so many times

idk how many times ive reblogged but i shall not stop

booty 😏

THIS

THIS NEEDS MORE NOTES

//Omaha Squad

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You texted the wrong person

Jack J:

You accidentally text Sammy,

“Babe? WHEN ARE YOU COMING BACK HOME IM ALONE I NEED YOUR ARMS AROUND ME, PLS DADDY”

“I’LL PASS HIM THE MESSAGE! OOOOOH DIDN’T KNOW YOU’RE THAT TYPE OF PERSON WHO WOULD CALL HER BOYFRIEND DADDY 😏”

“SHIT...

i really think that my mom would be so mad at me if she discovered

she would probably pour holy water all over me

I’ve waited so long to reblog this you don’t understand

*SCREAMS AT HIGHEST PITCH*

(taken from warningilinsky twitter)

Wow, would you look at that.  It’s a family watching a nice movie.  Nothing weird about that, right?

Wrong.

The Williamson family wanted to take a picture of themselves enjoying their new TV.  Turned out this photo of them would be the last one ever taken.  The entire family was found dead the next morning.  Don’t believe me?  Look in the upper-left corner of the photo.  Do you see it?  That’s the thing that murdered the Williamson family.

It tore off the skin of each of its victims and left a trumpet in their hands.  When their bodies were found by the police the next morning, the words “doot doot” were found scrawled in blood on the TV and all over the walls.

Tonight this menace will come for you too unless you reblog this within the next ten minutes. 

THIS IS NOT FAKE!!!  Reblog this.  Stay safe.  And if you hear a faint “doot doot”, there’s no point in running.   Because there’s nothing you can do to escape it.

no don’t you dare bring this back i swear to god

doot doot

Im peeing

(via jaygxld)

THIS HAS TO BE ILLEGAL 💕💕

This is so cool. You normally only see lightning for a split second and it’s gone, but since this is looped, we see the beauty over and over, and the more you look at it the cooler it is

similar here

jack g + snapchat

Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?

#I DIDN’T UNTIL JUST NOW #omg #everyone tell me how you’d write me this instant

Holy shit. I kind of want my inbox full of this.