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princess

@mattmyluv

do you feel like a young god?
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An educated person: "it's unhealthy to eat past 9 pm."
Me, eating Lucky Charms at 3 am: "Oh man, good thing time is an illusion"
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I actually think this was pretty responsible. Rather than banning it outright, which would result in kids wanting to rebel even more, she offers it in her home where she can control the amount people drink. Good on ya, Mrs George. You’re a cool mom.

She also offered her daughter a condom when she was hooking up with a guy instead of freaking out and kicking the guy out of the house.

It’s kinda funny how she is simultaneously an out-there parent, yet not a bad one. She might actually understand that her daughter is a anger-ridden teenager who can’t be easily controlled and restricted, so instead of telling her what she can’t do, she tries to guide her to a safer decision. I’m not saying I’m 100% cool with how she executes it, but hey, not a bad parent when you think about it. 

next up on tumblr: psychoanalysing the mean girls mother.

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claywoman

my skin: i’m literally……… dying pls drink water, eat better, use some product,,, sleep decent hours……… 

me:

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Reblog if you ARE a woman in STEM, SUPPORT women in STEM, or ARE STILL BITTER about Rosalind Franklin not getting credit for discovering the structure of DNA and the Nobel prize going to Watson and Crick instead.

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arin-sur
“it’s wrong to wish death on someone! Even Trump!’
BOY I sure do hope trump gets fucking annihilated by literally anything. A meteor, finally choking to death, a sniper, a flying bear, his wife smothering him with a pillow. @ god, kill him!!
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*softly rolls around bed* when will I find something genuinely fulfilling

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The best fucking thing I’ve ever seen

Gordon Ramsey has settled the candy corn debate once and for all.

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thessagray

my cousin just said to me “on your wedding day,i’m gonna start my toast with the story of how you were born and grandma cried because you were so ugly”