2013 was five years ago let that sink in

Photography by Charles “Teenie” Harris c. 1930s-1940s

The first scene in every early 2000’s high school movie.

ok so i see people talking about joots and jorts but did anyone else ever encounter

jencils??

@fuck-arl-eamon

finally something i can use to write in my jotebook

Amy’s face is priceless

this tip tho!!!!!!!!

I need to try this for trips I only bring a carry-on to.

I use to do this all the time in the military. Just forgot how to over time o.o

I wish I’d known about this when I was homeless.

I could’ve taught it to all the other ladies at the shelter and Darlene could’ve sucked a sour one because she never would have been able to bitch at us for “having too many clothes.”

reblogging this to have it forever because holy god damn

hOW THE FUCK DO YOU LOSE A PLANE THO

you forget to cherish it

Fun fact: According to Greek legend there was a famous prostitute who managed to avoid a death sentence by showing the judges her boobs and arguing that it would be a crime against the Gods to destroy something so beautiful. 

Before you ask, yes there are paintings of this. And yes, they’re amazing.

Read more.

I love history.

Role models tho.

The gay one

No, but this is one of my absolute favorite bits of history! 

The courtesan named was named Phryne and she was indeed a renowned beauty, and was indeed was put on trial for a capital crime. And yes, the sum of her defense consisted of her stripping in court (helped by her lover/defendant) and asking the jury (all males) if they were prepared to destroy this. 

But this is actually a very interesting case of Values Dissonance - the capital crime she was accused of was blasphemy. In Ancient Greek society, exceptional beauty was a sign of favor from the gods, and they took the idea that beauty indicated goodness with great seriousness. They even called their nobles Kaloi k'Agathoi, “the Beautiful and the Good.” 

So by showing off her great physical beauty, Phryne was being very clever indeed, her argument essentially being “How could I possibly commit blasphemy if the gods have given me this body?“ 

God, I adore history. 

”If these tits are legit, you must acquit.”

disney + emotions

I really appreciate the palette consistency through these.

Spoil the ending of your favorite movie with no context.

The Signs in the Squad:

Aries: The reckless one in the squad

Taurus: The stubborn idiot one in the squad

Gemini: The squad jerk

Cancer: The squad mother

Leo: The reason why the squad is never bored

Virgo: The intelligent one in the squad

Libra: The helpful one in the squad who eventually snaps

Scorpio: The squad leader with questionable judgement

Sagittarius: The reason why the squad gets into crap

Capricorn: The secret keeper of the squad

Aquarius: The silent one in the squad that seems to come and go whenever.

Pisces: The squad loafer who helps people relax the eff out.

This is the money rat. Reblog and he will scamper into your room, bringing you riches in the night.

i never reblog these but look at this rat, okay

I’m really mad because I reblogged this the other day and found $20 in my car when I got to the NOVA reptile expo yesterday so I’m gonna leech this rat for all he’s worth.

this rat is adprable i trust it even if i dont get cash seeing this young man was a pleasant experience

Please vote. Register to vote. And for the love of god please vote for Bernie. Do it for the new generation so we don’t have to clean up after Trump or Cruz for the rest of our lives.

GET OUT THERE AND VOTE.

THE VOTER TURNOUT FOR DEMS HAS BEEN NOTHING SHORT OF TERRIFYING.

GO

FUCKING

VOTE.

A little late night study sesh featuring BlackHermione!  Thanks, Sarah for the idea/marching orders :-P Who else is excited for HP and the Cursed Child???

Hamilton [in 7 minutes] cover || RANGE a cappella cover Follow RANGE: www.rangeacappella.com facebook.com/rangeacappella twitter.com/rangeacappella instagram.com/rangeacappella Featuring: Ross Baum, Hannah Corneau, Chris Dwan, Izzie Flores, Jeremiah Haley, Ben Holtzman, Mary Claire King, Erika Peterson, and Angela Travino

The Schuyler Sisters as Golden Retrievers 

Angelica:

Eliza:

And Peggy:

Now for the squad…

Alexander Hamilton:

John Laurens:

Lafayette:

Hercules Mulligan:

Bonus Burr:

Bonus Washington (and all the adoring revolutionaries):

immMHfcKING LAUGhING LEIA THROWS HIM AT HAN #CONFIRMEd

From Footnotes #1 by Cailey Tervo in The Sequentialist.