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Mattie

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honeycozie

Someone wanna go with me on a long train ride through France and Italy and stop at little cafés and eat at corner restaurants and spend our nights drinking on the balcony of our hotel room?

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Bill Hader’s knife story is the funniest thing ever

I’ve seen this 5,000 times and I still laugh every single time. This and his Dateline impressions are the funniest thing that has ever happened in the history of the world.

I don’t even know who this is or anything but this just absolutely fucking killed me. I laughed so hard I saw spots. I was crying. I’m hurting.