hiiiii i'm swan and i drink 18 cups of coffee a day. big fan of the x-men, daredevil, disney xd's lab rats, julie and the phantoms and (unfortunately) supernatural.

currently rereading pjo and very excited about the tv series.

check out my ao3 here for niche new mutants content, mike murdock angst and gay lab rats: elite force fanfiction.

check out my cosplay tiktok to see me portraying all of matt murdock's ex-girlfriends and the phantoms from julie and the phantoms. previous cosplays include lt. columbo, elias bouchard, madelyne pryor, jean grey, georgie barker, rowena macleod, sam winchester, illyana rasputin, the coffin from tma, annabeth chase... it's a mixed bag.

check out my personal tiktok to see poor culinary decisions, complaints about x-men comics and footage of cute dogs interspersed with memes, trends and bits.

check out my etsy shop for fun earrings and fandom accessories (currently needs to be updated, stay tuned)

happy birthday grimace!

I think my purpose is to be a swiftie whose mere existence discredits Swifties as a whole. like yes I listen to Taylor swift she is one of my most-listened to musicians. wanna know what else I listen to a lot

these are all from my Top Songs over the past few years

just spent 20 minutes on the tv tropes page for Modesty Bedsheets. anyway I actually think longshot would have the sheets pulled up over his chest and dazzler would be fully tits out.

the first time longshot and dazzler have sex it's a literal fade to black. they're making out and fall back onto dazzler's bed and then suddenly it's morning and they're lying next to each other with the covers over longshot's waist and dazzler's chest. and dazzler is like "what the fuck??? just happened???" and longshot's like "wow that was fun just like on TV"

thinking about this again

finished the Stranger relisten and onto the Buried. it's kind of cool that you hear Breekon's statement in MAG 128 Heavy Goods, then the s5 carousel episode, then Breekon's death in MAG 182 Wellbeing, and then the next episode is MAG 2 Do Not Open which introduces Breekon and Hope

also I now have a theory that John, the guy who pays Joshua Gillespie to watch over the coffin, is one of the Johns lost in Lost Johns' Cave and us the same presence that taunts Laura Popham and kills Alena Sandersen (from within the Buried)

Okay wait so what if:

(twirling my hair and giggling) Joshua you're soooo funny "I've seen Dawn of the Dead"

safewords jeanscottlogan had to veto because logan is too likely to yell them out in bed: