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Shy Guy Stan Blog

@matthewpond / matthewpond.tumblr.com

Matthew | he/him
Also a joe trapanese hate blog
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reading christopher eccleston interviews where he talks about wanting to be androgynous but always getting macho parts makes me understand why i keep getting butch dyke vibes off of the ninth doctor. don’t worry ms doctor i saw your leather jacket 

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spooksier

my friend took in a stray and she’s the cutest kitty ever but he named her oil so whenever he sends a picture of her me and my other friends look like we’re roleplaying as the US military

in our defense this is oil

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>sudden conviction i'm a reprehensibly awful person

>based on actual evidence or thought crimes?

>"no it's definitely real and true this time trust me"

>self reflect on it

>thought crimes

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touhouweed

HOAs sound awful, how do people deal with strangers telling them what color to paint their house and shit I would start throwing rocks

ahhhhh I see I seee

HOAs should all be dismantled violently

I will never stop finding it funny that for all that Americans talk about individual liberty and resisting domination by the state, they immediately organize themselves into thousands of little tyrannies anyways.

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we named it the computer mouse because it fit so comfortably in our hands and it reminded us of ancient times where our ancestors put their palms over the backs of cave mice and shuffled them across the ground to move the cursor on their cave wall mounted gaming monitors

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fleshdyke

it is literally the most fucked up thing in the world that fruit goes bad. you shoild be allowed to have a box of blackberries in the cupboard for 2 years and they are still fine to eat