Guys i finally got the Leon keychain i was trying so hard to get him!

riza

There's a blocked off tunnel in Blighttown that leads to this Covenant. You can trust me my dad works for Fromsoft.

Seeing people either pray and hope for the safe returnal of the 5 submarine billionaires or laughing at rich people dying but I'm hoping it resurfaces with a single alive guy in it somehow.

same but I want it to be a guy that wasn't on there originally

So ya boi went off today

#i like to think data took him all the way to the brig tossed him in and left#and then came back 60 seconds later and was like ‘i believe i have successfully played a ‘practical joke’ on you :)’#riker loses it & claps him on the back like ‘wow. good job u rly had me going. dont ever fucking do that again’ Perfect.

Actually it’s 73 seconds. Data, knowing something of how human minds work, estimates that Riker will give him 60 seconds to come back (because humans prefer “round numbers”, however arbitrary the units). After 60 seconds it will take 4 seconds for Riker to fully process the conclusion that Data is, in fact, not coming back after all, and an additional 9 seconds to build to the optimum level of anxiety. 

After all, comedy is timing.

chidori!!!!!!!

this video is putting me in a daze i swear

yeah sure theres a story but my real takeaway from totk is

Images I would insist on cutting from a script as “It’s laying it on a bit too thick don’t you think?”

the way i immediately sent this to my brother screaming crying hyperventilating laughter because this would make our certified car dude retired automotive journalist father implode

help me

"Hi, I'm Link and welcome to Jackass"

sketches! twilight princess but with hylian midna and twili link

more hylian midna + twili link (final form edition)

part 1

I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside...

I would marry this man

guys we broke another post because this one’s not showing any notes

When I liked it, it flashed “0 notes”

Miss Purah

Happy Pride!

Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions

I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.

Why Do You Need To Do This

STOP THIS.

Judy there are limits

@lifeisdetermination

@princessdawnauroreon

Here are my contributions

we justifiably give Biden a lot of shit but I think "at least 3" is the funniest possible response to some right wing dipshit asking you how many genders there are