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@mattbellassai / mattbellassai.tumblr.com

I'm Matt. I write about butts and Beyoncé and boys at BuzzFeed's BFF. Be my friend. You can follow me on Twitter. Follow BFF on Twitter. And follow Literally Matt where I actually write stuff.
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phone: welcome to dominos pizzas what can i get for you?

melania: hello

phone: … hi, what can i get for you?

melania: he’s strong he’s passionate, he’s kind he’s a gentleman. he love his counthry. he’s boy talk. he is telling the truth. he is telling the truth

i rly hate when flies rub their hands together. what the fuck are you planning you little asshole you have a lifespan of like 3 days