A Blog For Absent Minds

remember swine flu reblog if ur a tru 2009 kid

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fuck attractive people

that’s the plan

clavid:

On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.

one crack cocaine

hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please

debit or credit

I actually have a gift card

biggest plot twist

if someone gave this to me i would die

lets take a moment and be thankful that spiders can’t fly

*moves to Jupiter*

someone is on my blog on their wii that is dedication right there

WHAT?

wow having a mutual crush… wonder what thats like

this website is gay

Said the website staff

WHY do they keep making planet of the apes prequels there’s been like three we know what fucking happens at the end dude we’ve known since like 1975

name one thing simultaneously as cool and funny as a chimp on a horse with a assault rifle

"hey can i get a bit of your donu-"

the year is 2014 AD. the human race has existed for over 200,000 years. men still think women pee out of the vagina.

neither do a lot of women