the only video game tip one truly needs is “save your game immediately after doing anything that took effort or you will suffer”

gay vodka!

the second radish is 29 feet away

i say idk alot but trust me 

i be knowin

Who watched Arthur just to make these memes

also me as a fäther

Legit me

Fruits and vegetables, before and after human intervention. 

Source

We did a pretty good fucking job, Jesus Christ

Remember this the next time you want to complain about GMO’s, we may not have done it in a lab but they still are that.

Bananas looked like lemons wtf

Isn’t this more of a combination of selective breeding and GMOs? Not just GMOs?

Yes.  But people talk about how GMO’s are “unnatural”, yet for centuries humanity has been exploiting mutations in animals and plants to produce food for themselves.

GMO’s are simply the process of inducing these mutations reliably.

People hear “Lettuce being modified with scorpion DNA” and think that we’re now eating scorpions.  But, in reality, they’re taking a tiny bit of scorpion DNA and splicing it into the plant.  Why?  So the plant will produce poison that is not harmful to humans but will deter insects, reducing the use of pesticide, which CAN be harmful to humans and the environment.

GMOs are producing rice that can survive flooding, which makes rice more reliable yields and will prevent food shortages in poor nations that rely on said crops for staple food.

GMOs are also creating spider-goat hybrids.  Why? So we can splice web production into the goat’s udders.  We’ll be able to spin huge quantities of spider silk, enough to reliably create spider silk cables and ropes, which have more tensile strength than steel.

I for one am glad I live in a time where watermelons aren’t giant tomato abominations

The issue with GMOs is that corporations like Monsanto are patenting GMOs and arresting indigenous farmers for cross pollinating with they seeds. But there is nothing dangerous about the science.

^This.

The problem isn’t the science, it’s what capitalism does with that science.

I actually take issue with some of the arguments put forth but there are valid points on each side.

How Often To Clean Your House (aka Being An Adult)

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As an adult in honestly feeling attacked right now

mindfuck of the day

the alphabet has been saying “hi” to you all these years. and i bet you didnt even say it back once you piece of shit

Why did you have to draw in the O and P

to distract everyone from the W

The Half Hour s05e04 – Drew Michael

Oh this is goooood

DO NOT CHEAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!

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Baby otter goes in the water for the first time. Turn on sound! From Pip the Otter.

i watched this video so hard i have never been so focused in my life

Not a day goes by without me thinking about this screenshot

it would funny if it didn’t hurt inside

this is so sad yet important

12 or under. Think about it.

Even with this, men will still say that most women find it innocent and like the ‘compliments’