I have absolutely no idea what this is from or any context whatsoever, but I cannot stop laughing

something important to remember about freud is that he didnt put forward a theory that everyone had a literal latent Oedipus complex, and that those ideas were mistranslated and largely rejected by the church afterward because of the lack of information. The actual proposition is that children typically form bonds with the parent who they dont share a gender with as a means of exploring the world and processing novel information regarding the basic human body. that said, the people who make these images are freaks.

the main thing that puts me off of playing chess is that there is 2000 years of gameplay that hundreds of people with higher IQs than me have spent thousands of hours studying the history of, so much so that when i put the pawn forward they say “ah i see youre going for the bulgarian somersault” and then i try to take their bishop with my knight and they go “aw, rookie mistake, youve played the frenchmans cumsock, and in approximately 37 moves i’ll have won”

[discovered]

[immediately mocked by scientists]

me as a discovery

How can you not include the video?

@lordcephalopod

THEY’RE ROASTING HIM

Nawww, I’m sure the scientists adore this little guy <3

thank you @agentliz

The Ocean created possibly the cutest creature ever

If you listen to the entire video, they definitely make some cooing noises, so I guarantee that the art is accurate if they could actually touch it.

Fucking superb you funky little cuddle fish

Do all sea explorations sound like the scientists are just on discord?

PhD group chat

Kestrel-dad not sure how to dad but he’s trying his best.

*finishes reading a full book in 3 hours* who am i

your favourite character from said book now next question

next question: the number of pupils in school A is equal to half the number of pupils in school B. the ratio of the boys in school A and the boys in school B is 1:3 and the ratio of the girls in school A and the girls in school B is 3:5. the number of boys in school B is 200 higher than the number of boys in school A. find the number of boys and girls in each school.

solve it

A: 100 boys, 300 girls

B: 300 boys, 500 girls

next question?

under constant current electrolysis, how many coulombs would be required to reduce 2 mol of Cu to metallic copper?

386,000 coulombs next question?

a farmer plants 54 crops of broccoli and 32 crops of carrot. what is the probablity his neighbor's name is jessica?

the probability is around 818 066/382 200 000 or around 0,2 if he lives in the united states. next question

i'm blocking you

The most hilarious part of italians’ reaction to coronavirus/covid19 has been them stockpiling EVERY SINGLE type of pasta except the PENNE LISCE

which Italians couldn’t bring themselves to buy or eat even during a mass psychosis

The moment italians start buying penne lisce will be the moment we know our society has truly collapsed

Listen, if I'm gonna die, my last meal is NOT gonna be fucking penne lisce.

x

Someone explain please! I want to knowwww

Penne lische is smooth and doesn’t hold sauce the way penne rigate does

The grooves make more sauce adhere to it

wait that picture up there then ACTUALLY is of a smooth tube and not just. a bad picture? smooth penne exists? that's horrifying the ridges are the best part it's like eating a tiny accordion

And that is why it is an abomination.

Disgusting. Vile. I would die before eating that filth.

I have eaten penne lisce. Objectively the worst pasta. If you sneeze too hard in its general direction, any sauce on it will fly off. You can literally cook it in tomato sauce and it will still taste of nothing. Even if you stuff cheese inside it by hand, meticulously, individually, it will fall out. No friction on these fuckers. Bad pasta.

I love how this global situation has brought us to the absolute limits of our humanity in all ways. 

what th

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO find this again for THREE YEARS but once Free! came out I couldn’t google ANIME SWIMMING CLIP ANYMORE

This is such a god damn amazing piece of animation

Oh myfdb c

I have a cryptic need to reblog this as much as possible

Are we gonna ignore the sounds this man is making

The transition at the end is SENDING ME

Sometimes a monarchy is just a gay guy and his emotional support mean lesbians

I think the most damage this site has done to me is making me think "It's fucken wimdy" when it is, in fact, fucken wimdy outside.

I think of it every time !!! it fucken WIMDY out !!!

i’m once again asking how can i vote for the intermission act

LADY DIMITRESCU

The "fake gamers" debate always seems to be about "hey fake gamer girls are just trying to impress REAL gamer men" which to me seems EXCEPTIONALLY off-base.

I know so many fake gamers. I follow so many. My dash is lit up with video game content from people who haven't owned a console since the GameCube. I'm talking people who have never memorized a single release date because of how irrelevant it is to them. And ALL of them do it for a single purpose: to reblog horny monster-fucker content from trailers of video games they have absolutely no plans to purchase whatsoever.

To think they have any interest in "Real Gamers" is just kind of hilarious. The fake gamers community is a thriving robust culture of people who are simply trying their absolute damnedest to fuck the Resident Evil vampire lady. You think they're gonna be lusting after a basement dweeb who's 100%'d Halo? Some beetle-proportioned Reddit dweller with the highest KD ratio in COD? You fools? You lugnutted soda-fountain-teet suckers? The fake gamers are here for a 7 foot tall vampire milf with tits to match. What absolutely goddamn part of that even hints at thirsting for a GamerGate Grand Master?

@/every person in the notes telling me she's actually 9'6": Not a single damn one of you knows how to hold a controller but you sure fucking know the exact height of the vampire milf. this is why I respect you.

FO4 Companions React to Sole Doing Her Old Color Guard Routine

Would you mind doing a companions react to the sole doing her old colorguard routines from when she was in highschool? (Like, here using a stick or a gun (without any ammo in it, obviously.)) - @wesleymcmillan

Psh. Why not with ammo? Scare raiders with style. Of course I wouldn’t mind (: I’m not sure if this was meant as a submit (nor am I sure I’m handling this right) but here we go! I used references totally not from  my old FB high school friend’s profiles from google to make a pic because c’mon, color guard is so visual I couldn’t NOT draw something. (I’ll switch up gun/flag/stick per person)

Cait: “Well I’ll be damned… It looks like they did teach you a thing or two about handling a gun back in your time.” Not only was Sole flipping her rifle in a way she had never seen anyone do before, she was doing it so beautifully that it made Cait all hot under the collar. Damn… Only Sole could handle something that dangerous with style. Well hey she could handle Cait so that was no surprise.

Codsworth: “Oh mum! You should be the official flag waver for Sanctuary! Imagine how marvelous it would be if we gave such a spectacular entrance to caravans coming through ho ho!” He was so set with making Sanctuary pretty with flag waving, he collected every fabric scrap he could and rounded up the settlers for mandatory color guard training every day for 1 hour just so they could match Sole.

Curie: “Is zat not… dangerous? Zey let children handle zese guns and flip zem like so?” Maybe Sole was masterfully spinning her rifle but Curie’s head immediately went to everything that could have gone wrong if one poor teenager slipped up and accidentally shot another. How barbaric. Sole explained with tears from laughing that color guard was not a violent sport but a visual part of marching band.

Danse: “Phenomenal. You had dances devoted to the protection of the colors of your flag? I cannot think of a more respectable job.” Once he heard the meaning behind what Sole was doing with the Brotherhood flag, Danse was in awe. Sole told him that once the most respectable bearers wore the heaviest armor for the most protection. Sole taught him her full color guard routine all in power armor. Oh did Danse dance.

Deacon: “Hmm I’m gonna have to go with a 10/10 on technique but like a 5/10 on safety.” Sole assured him her gun had no bullets. Deacon didn’t believe her. Sole pretended to let the gun slip and aimed it at him. Deacon screamed like a little girl. Sole smiled wickedly and spun the gun around her back once more. You don’t mess with a competing color guard champion Deacon. No one does.

Dogmeat: BARK!!! *steals Sole’s practice stick, runs, and never comes back*

Hancock: “Either I am way to high for this shit, or you are spinning a gun on your shoulders like a toy.” He almost couldn’t comprehend the sheer badassery of Sole’s spinning techniques of the gun. Probably didn’t help that he had just loaded up on some super jet but eh. It looked so surreal that Hancock thought Sole might just split into another dimension or break the space-time continuum. Shit he needed to lay off the chems. This level of artistry was too pure to comprehend at the moment.

MacCready: “heh heh, oh man they called that a sport? You’re just spinning a stick! How hard can it be?” Sole shoved a nearby stick in his smart ass hand and told him to keep up. MacCready skeptically spun his stick and dropped it like 57 times as Sole spun it, flipped it, and twirled it with ease. Not one to accept defeat, MacCready continued practicing over and over again long past when they were together because darn it, he was going to become the best darn color guard that ever guarded color.

Nick Valentine: “Okay you little show off, I think I’ve seen enough for one day. Now put that down before you get hurt.” He has his hands out nervously as Sole is flipping an American flag they found, thinking they were going to drop it. He didn’t want them to get hurt… but OH no! Oh they were okay… Man this was not doing his poor little nerves well. Sole seemed to enjoy making him fret as they did continuously more convoluted moves.

Piper: *applause* *whistle* “You go Blue! I bet you were the coolest kid in high school. How can you not love that?” They had only found a stick but Sole promised to put on a performance just for Piper of what she had used to do back when she was in high school. Having never seen anything like it, Piper was astounded by the nimble intricacies of movement. She was Sole’s numba 1 fan. She kept bringing Sole lengthy objects from then on and asking her if she could spin it for her.

Preston: “G-general! That’s so cool! Where in the world did you learn how to do that?” He had heard Sole get up at dawn and he followed her out to a hill where she began practicing with the Minuteman flag. After hours of lauding at how awesome and spectacular she was and how she was practically a superhero, Preston took it upon himself to make Sole a pristine flag that they could twirl whenever they wanted.

Strong: “STRONG CAN DO THAT TOO! WATCH HUMAN.” Strong grabbed Sole, tossing her several feet into the air as she tossed her flag in an extreme loop of color guardception.

X6-88: “I have never seen this technique before. But, it is apparent that your hands are adroit enough for skillful maneuvers. How many have you killed with this ‘color guard’ style?” It was difficult for Sole to keep a straight face as they explained to him how color guard was used as rigorous training for soldiers to be inducted into the marines. X6 took notes, interested in this novel pre-war killing technique. X6 now wants to learn color guard.

~Extra~

Maxson: Sneakily was watching Sole twirl a baton on the bow of the ship from his command deck. Sole was surprised when he marched up to her after a while and shoved a Brotherhood flag into her hands saying “come.” Ever since then it has been the most important duty of the glorious Sentinel to start every meeting with a routine. Definitely not so Maxson could admire her *ahem* form so to speak.

Glory: “Yeah that’s pretty and all, but is it useful?” Glory was just messing with Sole after seeing her twirl the Railroad flag they kept in the back of HQ. Hell, she spun that flag beautifully but when Glory asked that question, Sole got this mischievous look in her eyes. The next dead drop they went too Glory watched in horror as Sole impaled synths with her flag pole, spinning it like a pro, then stabbing another synth as they laughed maniacally.

So I went to the Josh Fight

a summary:

- Two Josh Swains were in attendance. OG Josh, hailing from Arizona

- And Nebraska's own Josh Swain, from Omaha.

(feat. An Audio Engineer doing THE MOST for that sound quality)

-All the local news stations were there

- The majority of attendees were from out of state

- The two Josh Swains battled for supremacy by Rock Paper Scissors duel.

- The victor? Josh Swain, from Arizona. A crushing defeat for Josh Swain, who despite having none of Josh Swain's newfound Twitter Clout, DID have the home team advantage, as well as a Great Look.

- Following the Josh Swain Duel and coronation of the One True Josh Swain, there was an All-Josh pool noodle battle royale

- A brief list of notable Josh Variants I saw in this battle:

The rules were simple. Enter the ring and fight honorably (no headshots, no hits below the belt.) If you are hit with a pool noodle, you are dead, having fallen in glorious battle. The last Josh standing would be the winner.

The battle lasted a little over sixty seconds in total. The final victor was....

LITTLE JOSH, THE SMALLEST COMBATANT.

The crowd was going wild. The chanting for Little Josh was deafening. Truly there could have been no better outcome.

pool noodle combat was then opened to the general public, for fun rather than glory.

As for Josh Prime, he was like a very cool dude! As of last reporting, he raised $6600 dollars for the Children's Hospital and a truckload of nonperishables for the local food bank alongside the other Josh Fight attendees! He offered masks to any maskless people he met, and did his best to keep things as safe and socially distanced as he could, despite the ungodly amount of people who showed up to this random fucking field outside of Lincoln, Nebraska.

(Also for the Nebraskans: Yes he tried a Runza, and yes he says he enjoyed it.)

So anyway. Shoutout to the one and only Josh Swain.

Not disappointed by this one

people keep talking about how mantis shrimps can or cannot see multiple colors but can we talk about how fucking violent they are

Like dude

What the fuck

Yeah I saw one in an aquarium I went to and guess which exhibit had cracked glass

how fucking strong is Zuko like why do you even bother with your bending when you could just wham bam snap Aang’s spine with a kick

Anyone have the gif’s of the Chilean goalkeeper Christiane Endler lifting two of her teammates with ease.

I need them for um reasons lol

Let’s take a look at it one more time

Just so we’re clear about what an absolute unit this woman is

Update: She can actually hold up three team mates.

The Terror: Infamy - 2x10 - “Did something happen tonight? In the war?”

the dawning realization of this gif set is so chilling

Another thing they did was in the ending credits, they put the cast and crew alongside pics of their ancestors during the war, some who served, some who were interred in American camps, some who were both. So for example, the lead actor, Derek Mio:

Marcus Toji, who played an interpreter in the show:

The director, Lily Mariye:

There were others too, but the actors in the scene giffed above? George Takei and Sab Shimono? They were in camps themselves.

When I read Hiroshima I felt like I knew where this was going, but the last gif still made my heart stop for just a moment