idk who needs to hear this rn but suffering is not noble. take the tylenol
One time when I was younger I was refusing to take headache medicine and my mom said “the person who invented that medicine is probably so sad you won’t let them help you” and now every time I find myself denying medicine I just imagine the saddest scientist making those big wet eyes like “why won’t you let me help” and whoop then I take the medicine
why do they let the worlds most boring people direct movies
They explain this in the tinkerbell movies. The light comes from the pixie dust covering every faries wings. This guy hasn’t even seen the tinkerbell movies
randomly remembered “i have d cups, grandpa. the waitress thinks you have dementia” tonight so i decided to find the original tweet again and
POSTING THIS AGAIN!!!
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE BE CAREFUL OUT THERE!!!
i hate doctors who are late like I HATE OTHER PLANS TOO LIKE NAPPING AFTER THIS
Interveiw Luck Spell!
Like to charge ⚡️
Reblog to cast ✨
I’m happy for her
Shes fucking domino
Shouldn’t have made it so bouncy then.
This was supposed to be for WAR?
they do this so that they can prove people use the library, figure out what books are popular so they can make sure to get more like it or further entries in a series, and to figure out what times the library is more buisy while ive never killed a person in a library (yet) i do sometimes unshelve additional books to boost the statistics thus resulting in increased funding for the library, however small
librarians being a-ok with murder but draw the lines at reshelving books is painfully on brand
Tropic Thunder (2008) dir. Ben Stiller
I thought this was just Tyra talking to Ben Stiller
Y’all ever get fatigue so bad that you’re laying down and it feels like you need to lay down MORE? Advanced laying. Somehow.
Do you mean sleeping?
no like laying down but. more. more laying. laying beyond the physical bounds of objects and surfaces
clipping through the floor like Bethesda published me
lucy liu & jack black at the japanese premiere of kung fu panda, 2008
the correct way to escort lucy liu anywhere
