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Just talking to myself.

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Sometimes when i'm bored or depressed I paint my face and feel a little better.

When cats yawns they lookΒ terrifying, I love it.

We are university students, your honor

DM: And it grabs you with its tentacles, you take 4 points of damage.

Artificer: What type of damage?

Ranger: Hentai damage.

Paladin: 4 points of hentai damage it is.

Sorcerer: β€œBecause of reasons” is always a legitimate reason.
Barbarian: β€œBecause screw you, that’s why” is also acceptable.
Artificer: β€œFor science” is a good excuse.
Warlock: Don’t forget β€œThe stars are not in position” as a perfect reason not to do something.