Well... This Is It

Dandelions have a symbiotic relationship with little kids who make wishes

this is... not entirely false, actually 

I'm afraid that I have the worldbuilder's disease and it is terminal.

Fascinating. And where did this disease come from, how is it spread, and what demographics does it affect the most?

Legitimately severely critically underrated

No more tags, this one wins

whenever i find a good world heritage post i do my best to carefully remove unnecessary "why is this so funny!!" or "i cant believe i found the original" reblog comments. sometimes it takes a bit of work digging back through the reblog graph to accomplish this but fine art restoration is tedious but important work

Orange and pink is a godly color combination. Orange typically isn't everyone's favorite color but she absolutely shines when she's with her girlfriend

i'm in your closet sewing sleeves onto all your vests

I’m in the other end of your closet cutting the sleeves off your shirts and jackets

where do you think i got the sleeves from. huh. think about that genius. gimme a kiss

hey chicken people are you okay

reduces but not eliminates

no one ever talks about the 6th love language (being annoying)

Anyway, fuck the CEOs and other execs. Support the strikers.

Life advise . if the bus smells like pee do not sit down never pay for anything you could get for free dont work retail if you value being seen as human always give money to homeless people when u can if youre buying a jacket never settle for fake leather just look for real leather and youll find the right thrift shop eventually make sure to have chapstick with you at all times dont use a public restroom until youve checked to make sure theres toilet paper in the stall with you dont eat out if you cant tip shoplifting from corporations is totally fine and vandalism is also ok Dont get caught always trust ur gut unless your tummy hurts in which case do not trust your gut take an antacid take benadryl when you are itchty but never more than 2 at a time dont get high on benadryl because it sucks Do not get high on any cough syrup with acetaminophen in it if you value your liver do not listen to brendon uries solo work sometimes you should eat a little treat just because youcan. Always dress extravagantly and wear platform shoes if you can. Be nice. ok thats it

i don't know who needs to hear this but if you're having that internal debate of "passing vs looking hot": pick hot. "oh but the cisgenders" don't care. pick hot. "oh but im supposed to-" being trans is about being whoever the fuck you want to. put the shit you were told to rest. pick hot. embrace it. why are you worrying ab people that think a cis man wearing eyeliner is groundbreaking.

Pokémon color wheel I did for twitter lol

have you ever thought about someone and gotten a little weird ball feeling in your stomach

how nolan intended it

Every time