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Life is kind of like Gundam. You got a kid (inner child) piloting a robot suit (adult body) facing challenges they're not prepared for but have to do (buy groceries). Char is there

Wow haha there’s all these hot girls following me on tumblr

would be a shame if they weren’t real people haha

I’m so hot you guys haha

Canadian Cosplayer is Mistaken for Terrorist

The Cosplayer was wearing a gas mask, helmet, armour and bullet belt. He was also carrying a New Republic of California flag. People thought he had a bomb strapped to his back but it turned out to be several Pringles cans painted silver.

Police were hiding in bushes and behind their cars with long guns drawn. Happened in Grande Prairie, Alberta. (April 14, 2017)

A reminder to all you cosplayers out there: be careful how you dress when in the general public. Not everyone is savvy to semi-obscure characters/designs.

This, a thousand times this.

Take your mask off, bag your props, and move with people.

Every post apocalyptic cosplay group needs a Safety Naruto. The Safety Naruto will signal to ordinary people that yes this is indeed a costume.

The concept of a Safety Naruto is fucking hilarious

Just like a buddy system except it’s a bunch of people with prop guns or bombs are each assigned a Naruto

Thinkin about how Aperture Science and Black Mesa exist in the same universe, while somehow being on the exact opposite ends of the “evil mad science” spectrum…

Like, Black Mesa is out here in a secret desert research/military base, war profiteering, and developing nuclear weaponry, and sacrificing moral integrity for monetary gain. Looking like Victor Frankenstein like “we knew full well getting everybody killed was a possibility, but fuck dude, we could have made just SO much dosh if it had worked fam.”

Meanwhile Aperture is squirreled away in their little goblin hidey-hole making edible fiberglass, and infinitely tileable construction systems, and sentient fuel pre-heaters (okay well that one’s not canon anymore, but still!) and just fucking stumbling into world changing inventions. Straight up out here lookin like Dr. Doofenshmirtz going “Hee hee hoo hoo~! What if we glued a propellor to a rat~!? Now we have flying rats! We use them to hold our test tubes in exchange for little cubes of cheeeese~!”

And somehow these two companies not only exist in the same universe, but are, in fact, actively competing brands somehow. Like, genuinely, how even? Besides teleportation technology, what could these two companies POSSIBLY have that has market overlap? Black Mesa is a Bond villain, Aperture are saturday morning cartoon baddies… and apparently they hate each other.

And honestly? I’m here for it.