Me getting ready to drop an @everyone in the server at 3 am

why does every girl in a doujinshi have to nut like “uuuuuww! noooo! your hot stuff is inside me! its pouring inside me! oh no!!! your hot stuff is in me now! ill get pregnant with your hot stuff! ohhh! not inside me!!”

me when i eat soup lol

the fuck kinda soup you eatin?

some really good fuckin’ soup

Honestly, the greatest moment on Top Chef

jeff the killer little bastard idiot. “oh i have a fucked up face”. we all do. fuck off

fashionably late? more like anxiously early

I will get to class 20 mins early and still be anxious

Because no one else is there yet & is this the right place?? are you here the wrong day??

let’s pour one out for all the janitors who clean and never get enough appreciation

Don’t they gotta clean up what we pour out

fuck stop it everyone the post is cancelled everyone please stop fuck what have I done

let’s clean one up for the janitors

You’re kidding, right? “Horny people are not protected under the constitution”.

1. How in fuck’s name do you think you’re existing right now, killing people’s brain cells with every unsensible post you make?

2. From what i’m understanding, Abraham Lincoln, a mostly honorable president, had no rights? People who use their power for good, and have blood children, are straight up shit? You need to rethink your life there, buddy boy.

mate,

Abraham Lincoln, the most notoriously horny president

Horny abe

isn’t that the prime minister of japan

The only thing I’m horny for is my country.

look who else is in love with this timothée chalamet son of a bitch

Girls will deadass sit there and tell you a story that they were 100% the antagonist of lmao

i dont want traditional burial i want to become a bog body

this is threatening!!

I have one (1) fear

This panic happens like every few months.

the authoritarian right’s obsession with not jacking off is the funniest thing ever they’re like monks but racist

beats being a godless degenerate from the left

Really.

every time Pokemon releases a remake of the Kanto region, I’m allowed to reblog this