The ageist bullshit I have to read about Pedro's look at the MET Gala...
arepas
summary: when you’re single, it’s complicated. messy. he can’t think straight. Not as straight as he needs to be to keep his wits about him.
javier peña x f!reader an: dedicated to the wonderful, the amazing @halfmoth-halfman - i told you that i'd write you something, and here it is. I hope it makes you smile as much as you make me smile. word count: 9.3k (sorry, not sorry) warnings: developing feelings, slow burn -> colleagues to friends to lovers. usual jo angst, but with lots of banter. fingering, p in v, angst, sweet ending, spoilers for narcos season two.
friend noun /frɛnd/ a person with whom one has a bond of mutual affection, typically one exclusive of sexual or family relations. "she's a friend of mine."
It starts in Bogotá.
His eyes rake over you—the new pretty secretary who won't meet his eyes as though you’d heard all about him.
It's why he waits. Biding his time before gracing your desk. A file in hand, leaning down—forcing your eyes to meet his. Javi's smirk almost eclipses his face, only doing so when you lift your chin and he finds your lips have slid so far up one side as you stare at his hand.
*chef's kiss*
EROS series**
pairing: Din Djarin x bounty hunter!f!reader
summary: sharing a bounty isn't something Din is fond of, especially not with someone from his past who's left such marks on his heart. But he finds that he has no choice, and the pursuit of this one bounty will rekindle feelings he had long thought of as buried, as well as bring old matters to light and endanger both your lives.
SERIES WARNINGS: former lovers to enemies to again lovers, explicit smut, Din is early thirties here, weapons, injuries & violence, crisis of faith.
AGELESS/EMPTY BLOGS & MINORS WILL BE BLOCKED!
moodboard by me
Chapter 1 (COMING SOON)
Chapter 2
Chapter 3**
Fire breather**: Interlude
Chapter 4**
Chapter 5
When it all ends: Outro
Chapter 6**
YASSSSSS
indecently dishonest—Javier Peña x plus!size f!reader
requested by @ilovepuppies99:
summary: time after time, you keep hearing and seeing Javier with all these women & it breaks your heart knowing he'd never look at you twice. But after a near-fatal situation that rips you away from him, Javier finally mans up.
word count: 1.2k
warnings: mentions of injuries & guns; allusions to smut though nothing explicit. This kind of got a bit sappy, forgive me. Nonetheless,
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Looking at him hurts. Every fugitive glance, every greeting early in the morning whispered in a husky tone, it all hurts. Especially when you know what you know.
Living in the same apartment building with Javier had seemed like a good idea at the time. With you working at the embassy—mostly handling documents and files for agents such as Javier or Steve Murphy—you thought it might be good to have a ride along in the mornings and just generally be close to someone you knew.
Big mistake.
I swoon for your Javi 🥰🥰 Thank you for sharing with us Ari! 😘😘
Ahh Heidi my darling!! Thank you so much ❤️
I just read the intro. And that's all I need to feel identified with her. Plus, it's a @lavendertales work. So here's my reblog!
Drop you skincare routine, Mr P.
Legend says... it's the same denim shirt.
This picture is the only caffeine I will need today.
Or for the rest of my life.
How am I supposed to function today, SIR
Cee! Someone asked me and it seems only fair to keep the chain going…
What three blorbos are you smooching at midnight?
Kate!! This is such a fun ask! Here are my three main men:
And sure we’ll just be… smooching 🤫
Keeping the chain going - anyone else care to share who they’ll be kissing / kissed at midnight? 💋 np tags and anyone! @prolix-yuy @mandoblowmybackout @psychedelic-ink @imaswellkid @guiltypleasure-girl @pedropascalsx @miss-mandalorian @mandosmistress @wildemaven
Despite posting about a Javi G kiss tonight, my top boys for smooching are:
And the number one because it would be a BIG DEAL:
Get yo smooches on friends!
NP tagging: @pedrito-friskito @jazzelsaur @radiowallet @lowlights @ezrasbirdie
SHIT OKAY THANK U QUEEN @prolix-yuy
Well I know I wrote Marcus M but.
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2.
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FULL PRESSURE (jk but ily): @lowlights @starlightmornings @mothandpidgeon @psychedelic-ink @iamskyereads @haylzcyon @chaoticgeminate @absurdthirst and anyone else interested ❤️❤️
Thank you @ezrasbirdie and @wildemaven
Here are my top 3 kisses:
My three bebes 💜💜💜💜💜 I def mentally kissed them all 31 minutes ago.
Thank you for tagging @iamskyereads 🥰🥰
NP Tagging: @trinkets01 @burstanddecay @valhallaas @theewokingdead 💜
He’s in green, he got a huge ovation, we got a glimpse of the belly, he danced for no reason, he was joking about taking his shirt off, he was sitting with Grogu on a couch and he told the story of how he was sitting next to someone with a Grogu shirt on his flight to Brazil. What a blessed day.
I'm dead. Seriously, my ghost is reblogging this.
Whatever Helps You Sleep
Joel Miller x f!reader
Summary: It's a restless night for you and the nomad you've been tied to in search of a new place to call home.
Rating: E
Word Count: 2.8k
Content: unprotected p in v sex, fingering, creampie in a post-apocalyptic world like morons, so much desperation, Joel Miller being a grumpy but standup guy
Make it. MAKE IT A SERIES, DAMMIT.
Withering Blooms
Joel Miller x f!reader
Flower Shop AU
Summary: After a life of loss, Joel Miller is content in solitude behind the shroud of gray clouds, until the sun threatens to break through despite the rain.
Rating: E
Content: PTSD, angst, getting together, pining, yearning, minor violence, eventual smut, one sad boi, one sunshine girl
Part I -
Part II -
Is it too early to jump on the Joel Miller Thirst Train? I DON'T THINK SO.
Can’t stop thinking about Pedro Pascals neck
And I thought I was the only one...
mando is going to show up to mandalore w his dark “yes unfortunely this means I’ve been chosen” sword, mutter a few snarky comments, blast a few people, stand silently w attitude, and become the most beloved ruler in the outer rim
din, after three hard days of doing everything in his power to get fired: alright who wants to beat my ass and take this sword from me
aide: my lord your approval rating is 97%....... no one is lining up to, and I quote, “beat your ass”
Din: Direct me to the displeased 3%
Din: *sighs loudly*
Any chance you can give us a MBK XI preview or any tid bit of info? Still can’t the last chapter out of my head 🤯
Oh always. It is roughly…and I mean, roughly, outlined. But…
“Of all the times I imagined sharing a bed with you,” he sighed against your neck as you pulled him onto your chest, “wasn’t like this.” 🥹