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aries!!!!!!!!!!
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someone started beating on my door last night so hard it woke me up, and obvs I didn't answer the door, but I had a lot of anxiety so I turned the TV on and put on impractical jokers to try to like calm down and just laugh for a minute so I could go to bed. I turn the TV off and there was someone screaming in the street like "IM GONNA KILL YOU" so I start panicking and turn the TV back on and this repeats a couple times. but so this morning I go to take the garbage out and there's someone outside just hanging out by my door and they take off running. I've seen them a few more times today. they're never really on my property tho so like. idek what there is to do about that. and what if it's all unrelated and just really bad timing. idk.

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a kid today was telling me that his mom found a fat head of LeBron at the dollar tree, so he put it up in his bedroom next to his bed, so he can admire him as he drifts off to sleep

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my knees r always sore and tight feeling. I think having someone pull my feet to stretch my legs would feel rly good actually. all loosey goosey

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bf and I broke up and now my tiktok algorithm is just videos about breaking up. thank GOD my smart TV heard my crying and catered my algorithm accordingly..now that's service!

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went to sonic today for 99c corndog day and the lady literally gasped, put her hand over her mouth, and was like YOURE SO BEAUTIFUL. being a blonde really is more fun wtf

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I bleached my hair to go rly light purple instead of dark but now im like wait. I love the blonde. so that's where I'm at. idk what color my hair will be tomorrow