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is there a girl helpline?

@maskimot

zac, 25, cree, she/he/they, bi, marxist | Land Back | just lookin for a mother that'll get me high, just a stupid motherfucker if i die i die | look at my cat tofu #kitdies

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China is on track to double its wind and solar energy capacity and hit its 2030 clean energy targets five years early, a new report has found. The country is expected to produce 1,200 gigwatts of solar and wind power by 2025 if all prospective plants are built and commissioned, according to the study from the non profit Global Energy Monitor. Solar capacity in China is now greater than the rest of the world combined. Its onshore and offshore wind capacity has doubled since 2017, and is roughly equal to the combined total of the other top seven countries, according to the report.[...]
“China is rapidly and successfully scaling up its deployment of renewable power and has become the largest investor into renewables globally. This is both a cause and consequence of rapidly falling costs of renewable energy as compared to coal power,” he said.

29 Jun 23

well i just hope its not like the other time they announced they were going to do a bunch of stuff in five years

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Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.

Listen carefully because im only going to say this once. You're going to go to Homiez Coffee at 4th and Lavaca at 11:15 am. You will see my agent there. Her name is GUNHOUND. She looks exactly like solid snake but with 80% more body fat and 60% more muscle mass. She will be wearing tactical gear over a ripped dio muscle tank and cargo pants. She will be smoking two Winston cigarettes at once. She will be wearing invader zim black and white striped fingerless arm gloves with titanium studs on the knuckes. You will approach her facing towards the sun. If you approach from any other angle GUNHOUND will drop you like an anvil. You will be dead before you can even think to ask "hey GUNHOUND is that a UNSC M90 CAWS shotgun or are you your penis in happy to see my." You will approach GUNHOUND facing towards the sun and say the following code phrase: w-w-w-what's going on. On. GUNHOUND will answer: ding ding. You will then obtain GPS coordinates on a raising cane's napkin to a dead drop in Soldier 76 Memorial Park. That's where you'll find your mids.

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People with most mainstream tastes imaginable should not open their mouth on how anti piracy they are btw. Yea no shit you can depend on legal sources to watch Marvel and listen to tswift and Maroon 5. Thank you so much for signing the petition to close that platform that was the only one i could download this 2008 romanian dungeon synth ep from

Cheryl Dunye’s directorial debut, The Watermelon Woman, was out of print between 2000 and 2018. Garth Marenghi’s Darkplace was only available to watch on a pirate channel on YouTube until last year. There is still no way to watch the X-Files spinoff, The Lone Gunmen except to own a dvd box set that has been out of print since 2005. Or to pirate it. It’s on YouTube.

Piracy is incredibly important to keep media that’s weird, or out there or just embarrassing to someone in power, alive. We need piracy and we need to stop being snitches when someone pirates stuff.

i think we should start turning trains into furry dragons like we did with airplanes

example:

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posted these on twitter, a poor beleaguered OC transpo LRT dragon and one based off of the new trains VIA rail got. 

i’ve been thinking about this video nonstop since the first time i saw it

the jaunty walk perfectly in time with the music. the tip of the hat the unaware or uncaring bystanders. the shaky camera with random zooming. the fact that this is seemingly happening in a park. this is peak media i can’t get over it

Paracelsus walking into the university of Wurtenberg to tell the other doctors stop treating gunshot wounds with poultices made of feathers and cow manure.

Paracelus after treating period cramps with tampons soaked in alchemically synthesized laudanum.

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you can get trans women pregnant. keep cumming in her gay ass

staff put a content warning on this despite nothing being on view. transmisogyny

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Sexual themes