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@maskemily

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all I do anymore is sleep, feel bad for myself, and take selfies

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This is real film of a real ghost

JESUS FUCK. GET THE GHOSTBUSTERS.

I almost had a heart attack.

this is so triggering you should really tag this. 

thats the most terrifying thing ive ever watched in my life

I almost had a heart attack

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so on the bus this morning

we stop at a red light and this lady gets off

she goes about half a block down, and then we saw her freeze and run after the bus

SHE FORGOT HER ENTIRE BABY ON THE BUS

I love the use of the word entire as in she could have just left the leg of the baby but no she left the whole baby

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Hey Australian people how’s 2014 so far? Is it better than 2013 ????

The flying cars came in this morning.

And the kangaroos are speaking to us

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if opposites attract why aren’t hot people attracted to me

The obvious logic here is that you’re hot. 

That’s the most encouraging thing I’ve ever heard.

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do you ever use a particular pen or pencil in school a lot and you start getting emotionally attached to it and then you lose it and it’s just another reason to be sad during school