A Masquerade Of Life

white people think the world belongs to them… however, what goes around, comes around

God is good

Look at the animal kingdom doing the lords work

Amen Hallelujah, won’t He do it.

the circle of life 👌

Whatever you do comes back 3 fold

Natural selection

The National Weather Service issues a blizzard warning today…

This is fake. HOWEVER,

This Chinese lesbian billionaire couple, is real. 

This is GiGi Chao (right) and her Wife, Sean Eav (left). Chao’s father was offering a TON of money to any man who’d marry his daughter, and she publicly responded saying she would marry a man when he does. #iconic. Read the links for more!

The Brat and I are living with my parents for the summer term. We plan to move in July. But the faster we are able to move the faster we can get out of this house (Which isn’t great for us both being gay with my parents) The faster we can get to the city that our university is actually in, we can start jobs and get some seniority / log a bunch of hours so by the time school starts we can get flexible hours for classes and studying.

I was going to make money by having a job in the town I’m in now before leaving. Well what I didn’t recon on was my parents telling me I couldn’t get any sort of “real employment” for “only two months” (my mom has some mental stuff so don’t ask why it doesn’t make sense to anyone but her).

so I’m stuck baby sitting, teaching swim lessons, teaching tennis lessons, cleaning houses, and basically doing any odd jobs I can find. But the hours are not steady obviously and I need to be making money faster then this.

So from now until the end of June my premium snap chat/ private blog bundle will be 15$ off the normal price!! In a hope that I can get some money saved up quickly to get us outta here!

Please message me for purchasing details.

here’s a concept: me, riding your ceiling fan like a gargoyle. you, smacking me with a broom. both of us are yelling

Kinks 2k16

@anaisalicious

My boyfriend talks in his sleep and because he’s bilingual, he says some hilarious/weird/sometimes creepy shit. I ask him every morning if he remembers saying this stuff and he has no idea about any of it. 

Here are some of my favorites:

-”Babe, can you please turn down the brightness of your skin” -After stealing all of the blankets: “This is my right as a human” -After I take the blankets back: “I don’t want your freedom, America. Just blanket” -Sometimes he just says “Hello?” as if he’s answering a phone call -One night he just said “Cabbage” which is weird because he doesn’t know the english word for that when he’s awake.  -After spooning me: “You have a nice butt” -”Who is that in the corner?” (terrifying) -”Watch out for the red lady” (even more terrifying) -Sometimes he will say things in German and it sounds like he’s speaking Parseltongue -One time I actually think he said something in Parseltongue -One time he talked about buying a ticket to “everywhere” and then just said “hello?” after two minutes of silence -And my all time favorite: ”This is MY yogurt, Satan”

This was literally the funniest one. Even He couldn’t help but laugh.

Women who are beyond done with all of this shit.

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When I look at this I feel like it should be something from 100 years ago but this is really going on right now

IT Workers Share the Most Idiotic Things Non-Techies Have Told Them

Yup

I feel this deeply

Bisexuality is a concept too often misunderstood 💖💜💙

Lies. Clearly they are double agents, sent from either Big Heterosexuality or the Underground Gay Cabal (UGC). We must find out if they’re loyal to the cause. *cracks knuckles*

Can we take a second to acknowledge though that double agent is a waaaay cooler name for it than bixexual?

I am a double agent.

I’m a multiple agent? (Pansexual)

It makes us mercenaries @kitty-sylvie

Hillary: *INTERNAL SCREAMING*

can u imagine being slandered and demonized for doing the same thing a man gets away with months later…… tell me again double standards don’t exist

Alternative caption: When you ask the flight attendant for some hot tea.

i know eurovision is amazing and some of the performances are totally incredible, but whenever someone mentions eurovision around me all i can ever think about is that one time Ireland sent out a mechanical turkey that just screamed “give Ireland 12 points” for the entirety of the song

Where is the audio clip of Ryan yelling “BECAUSE I DON’T GIVE A FUCK” so I can make that my alert for everything

Here you go.

I love that you left the technical difficulties music in the clip, thank you!

my sister just sent me this screenshot and honestly this is a prime mood

what a dream

Ohhhhhhhhh!! It honestly depends. For anime, I enjoy dubbing! For live-action, subs all the way.