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did U GUYS KNOW, that the way stores get the balloons off of the ceiling is with ANOTHER balloon, w tape on the top??? and they just dont cut the string so it’s like super long and u gotta aim it right n reel it in. i just found that out today when i DID IT and it’s been the best working day of my life i had a blast blowing up balloons and fetching some off the ceiling. i had so much power? and NO ONE ELSE in my department likes that job so now it’s MY job when need be

omg so I work at a museum and one of our buildings has a) very high ceilings and b) a bizarrely sensitive alarm system that will go off if anything touches the ceiling. Because of this, helium balloons are considered public enemy #1 and are strictly forbidden from entering the museum. But just in case an illicit balloon is successfully smuggled in, the museum has acquired a fucking b.b. gun for the express purpose of shooting down rogue balloons.

lawful good vs chaotic good

chaotic evil

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mood

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What a fat ass mood

Cat has important message for everyone

OMFG HAHAHAHAHHAHA

watch the whole thing, i’m begging you

this is NUTS

Reblogging this again because I found out he’s actually the drummer in an all-mascot metal band called Charamel.

wait a second

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credits: yulixanna, emilyaviina, emmaleon

@e-wifey. You playing too much

LMAOOOOO IM SCREAMING

She collapsed like a family guy character

When I try to be sexy in heels I have no business wearing

Who ever do this death drop on the new season of Rupaul Drag Race gone win

I woke up out of a dead sleep to make this and then immediately passed back out

I raise u 

Trainer Alex wants to battle!

I add

please consider

A new challenger enters the stage

how about…

me: poke th cat

cat: mrrhp

me every time: wow.

uguu pardner~~

*stern voice* M E O W. *reaches to grab you ominously*

what the fuck

“Most ugly shit be good” this is 100% true 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Yo I’m crying 😂😂

“Damn Jada” 😂😂😂😂

The “Most ugly shit be good” just had me dying