Anonymous asked:
My dad got married in a pink shirt and to this day he insists it was "light red"
PROBABLY FADED CAUSE HE DIDN’T USE EXTRA TOUGH MANLY DETERGENT
Anonymous asked:
My "boyfriend" stopped talking to me cuz the gift I bought him for his birthday was more expensive than what he bought for my birthday ("you are just trying to humiliate me" he said). So I took it back, and left him.
Anonymous asked:
So what do you think about the fact that in the past, pink was the original color for boys and blue for girls?
SOUNDS LIKE FAKE NEWS TO ME!!
THE FEMINIZATION OF OUR TISSUES IS ONE OF THE GREATEST ISSUES OF OUR TIMES.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRO LETS NOT MAKE IT AWKWARD.
I thought you might like to know that mantiques are also a thing in Minneapolis. Good thing, because there are men here.
I can confirm that MEN need MEN products and LADIES need LADY products. I was a regular lady until I used a MAN deodorant and now I'm a trans guy. But after the MAN deodorant incident I once had to borrow my sisters lady socks and now I'm gay.
Anonymous asked:
The fact that this blog is run by a man makes this even more poetic, bless you mate
THE MANLIEST MAN.
Anonymous asked:
You guys are back! Now I will know how to truly be a man again! I've been so lost without you!
Anonymous asked:
My brother came into my room without knocking while I was getting changed once and I threw a load of wrapped (therefore obviously unused) tampons at him to get him out and he got really angry with me, demanded we couldn't use the same bathroom until my period was over and then didn't talk to me for a week
SEEMS REASONABLE TBH
THE TWO GENDERS: MALE AND FEMALE UMBRELLAS
Only men can wash with SOAP FOR MEN. And you’re only a man if you wash with men’s soap.