im gonna give this bitch shit for deciding the label they originally used wasn’t right for them cause thats just how much i much i heart social justice

so the boyo and i are gonna try anal soon and uh theres no good way to say this how do i do it without needing rectal stitches or shitting on his dick or dying

seriously whats the eating situation like would it be ok if i just took a good ole healthy shit and douched right before or should i not eat for 24 hours or what

but tell me you wouldnt wear at least one of these

me in conversation with someone i know in passing: oh hey, good to see you, how’s your day been? :-)

them: just another day of wanting the sweet release of death lmao *adjusts their kanken backpack with iron-on ufo and “hella rad but hella sad” patches* crippling depression amirite mdude? lmao (they are saying “lmao” out loud)

me: WelL. Ok

gay culture is all of this happening in less than a month

im thinking about all of the mcdonalds cashiers that got yelled at today by cartoon fans because they didnt have meme sauce

its my sisters 15th birthday and we’re going camping and kayaking my mom got her a bunch of different giftcards and surprised her by inviting her boyfriend who she loves and for my 16th birthday like my sweet 16 my mom got me a $20 cookbook and nothing else

and its not even a real cookbook its literally just about how to make bread

i told her i wanted a watch like 2 months in advance

its my sisters 15th birthday and we’re going camping and kayaking my mom got her a bunch of different giftcards and surprised her by inviting her boyfriend who she loves and for my 16th birthday like my sweet 16 my mom got me a $20 cookbook and nothing else

and its not even a real cookbook its literally just about how to make bread

i dont wanna see any more “cringe” or “internet drama” on here. i just want to see Tits