Real Talk w/ Marge

please for the love of god turn ur sound on

*boston accent*  “It takes a pet like NO PRABLEM! Nat afraid at alll, Thats a great cat right there..”

Here he is all grown up!

His name is Maui and he still takes a pat like no phrawblem

But he’s still giving you the stink eye because he’s actually a New York bodega cat at Willy’s Deli in Brooklyn and you know how New Yorkers are about Bostonians

That’s a great cat right there

Also his whittle white peety paws 😍😍😍

I love how they’re evaluating him like a car

always reblog Maui, a great cat right there

masterpost of spongebob moments that dealt psionic damage to my 7 year old self (absolutely non-comprehensive)

Please help put positive pressure on these legislatures! 

Alright y’all, right now there’s over 1,700 notes, but only 352 signatures

The notes on this are growing quick so keep sharing, but remember to actually take action too! (you can support the petition even if you don’t live in California)

I always get so fucking mad when I remember that it’s actually a 16-year-old Algerian girl who influenced BOTH Picasso and Matisse. and. No one gives a rat’s ass about her work which was very focused on women and nature. History -or people dare I say- didn’t bother to remember her name because she was a young Algerian woman and no one cares about Maghrebi/Arab women. unlike P*casso & M*tisse who both became legends, almost gods both during their lives and after their deaths, no one knows her.

Her name was Baya Mahieddine.

holy shit

This reads like a 12 year old writing their first fanfic trying to figure out how adults flirt with each other, except it’s actually adults and it was a national scandal for quite a while

i’m crying 

Patti

when I was a kid I remember playing with these toys except for some reason in my pretend game all the animals turned on Alex the lion for too many disagreements and so I covered him in White-out and marked him up with sharpie and brought all the other toys outside with me to watch me bury him in my aunts yard

just like the movie

it’s just like the movie

Scooby-Doo! and the Witch’s Ghost (1999)

this was a sexual awakening 

that looks like they got an elbow tattooed above their elbow

Damn Charlotte, you just gonna put a dude out there like that?

the muppets, 1x02: “Hostile Makeover”

the inherent homoeroticism of calling someone “my dear”

“my dear” “darling” “my love” alright you gay bitch