is anyone else just going through life like “yeah i just gotta get past this last difficult week and then it’s smooth sailing from there!” but like… every week

Reblog for Good luck🙏🏼

HAPPY FATHER'S DAY MY DELCIOUS 👅💦 DADDIES!!😉😛 Today we honor the man👨🏻 who 🍆🍑💦banged yo mama👩🏻 to make a little bitch😋 Get ready to scream "harder daddy"🍆 all night long and swallow💦💦👅 because without sperm you wouldn't be here 😏😏😏❤️💦 Tell 🔟 of your thotty thot friends 👯👯 to get down and dirty😜 with they daddies👄 for an unforgettable fuck night🍆😩 and your favorite celebrity crush❤️ will FaceTime 😍😛 you tomorrow 💑👫

Nicki Minaj was asking what were the ages of everybody in Matt’s Bar Mitzvah but Matt knew how to play the game

in 2018 we start opressing people who like their hot chocolate with water

if youre lactose intolerant you can stay but youre on fucking thin ice

I eat the powder straight from the pack

Hey do you know how horrible what you just said was

Dear painting niggas. Paint this!

I couldn’t do him justice😭

Not painting niggas 😂😂😂😂😂😂

*Dear arthoes

Dear niggas that be making them Good Times paintings

Dear niggas who only paint naked light skinned women with 1 body type, challenge yourself…

Is this what y'all wanna use y'all one tumblr wish of the year for?

-APaintingNigga

Dat Way ☝🏾…

Instagram.com/kiddbeatz

THIS HAS ME CRYING I HAD TO SHARE😂

“it’s uncool to tie your jacket around your waist” is straight propaganda and they might have to carry theirs around but we don’t

my friends found this sleeping cat in istanbul and dressed her up.

That tear deserves an Emmy

I have no idea what’s going on but I could watch this for 7 days straight

space documentary: In about 5 billion years, our sun will enter its red giant phase, destroying Mercury, Venus, and possibly Earth as well.

me, knowing full well that there’s no way I will be alive by then:

me watchng how its made

there b some specific ass machines in this world

*doesnt understand a post*

*looks at notes and tries to find comments*

its like marine biology Jackass

i love this guy 60% of every video is him rolling around on the floor screaming while his camera guy goes “hey….. u ok?” then 5 minutes later he gets up and is like “ok folks, there u have it, the Satan DeathRay Fire Monster actually does cause pain when it bites u. science is great”