The Boys of Summer by Don Henley was about a gay dude and his summer crush

Like if u agree

Yeah I'm not immune to the unhinged robot cosmic jester, I'm basic

More headcanons below, long post warning:

I love contemplating how actually scary this is. Nothing in horror movies affects me anymore but I get the most wonderful chills from the idea of these beautiful, haunting, mindless things just hovering in this murky water like a minefield for anyone foolish enough to go swimming or unlucky enough to fall in. How it’s still not as bad as being a fish small enough for them to paralyze and consume. How they regularly paralyze and consume fish but evolved before anything like a fish ever existed. A fish is such a complex creature that can see and think and navigate and be afraid but sometimes it touches these brainless, boneless, ghostly things that were just already there, millions of years sooner, and it dies and it never understands why that is. The thing that killed it and ate it doesn’t know either, it doesn’t know anything. It doesn’t have enough of a brain to even realize it has killed and eaten something. Some of its cells simply fired little harpoons into the cells of the other thing, and squirted deadly chemicals into them, and hauled up the paralyzed body to digest it. It’s a spider’s web without a spider but it still fills things with venom and eats them. :)

i’m obsessed with this painting called tomato king and i’m even more obsessed with the man who drew it. his name is stuart dunkel and he is a classical oboeist and he also paints tiny little oil paintings of mice living their best lives. he looks like this.

HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is this the jelly bean guy???

@raevenlywrites the WHO???

The guy who does the mice with jelly beans

And dreidels, apparently

OOoohhh the players on those app game ads suck so bad!!! The way they're fucking up that lady's outfits on her Prince date! The way they're dumping lava on the man in the dungeon! Ooooh I just can't stand it!

thinking abt the fact that Adrien probably thinks Marinette has a speech impediment this also stems from when I was in middle school and my crush (who is now my good friend) literally thought I had speech issues because I would MARINETTE LEVEL mess up my words. Wish i was joking. She would get mad when someone made fun of me because of it and I just feel like it fits Adrien…poor clueless boy….

Herbal Brews

Brews (also known as potions) may be as prosaic as herb tea, or as mystical as rainbow infusion. They stem from early magical, ritual and medicinal preparations, and are as effective today as they were thousands of years ago. In herb magic, brews are little more than herbal infusions or teas. They needn’t be prepared over an open fire in a forest clearing; your own stove or backyard will do nicely. The brews can be used for  a variety of needs and are utilized in various ways. Some are drunk, others added to the bath, and still others prepared to release fragrant steam into the air, infusing the area with the sum total of the herb’s vibrations.  It’s the Water The type of water used in brewing is of some importance. Well, spring and distilled waters are preferred over that which pours from the tap. You can buy these bottled or collect them from the source, so long as it’s unpolluted and free running. Rain water is ideal for use, except when gathered in smoggy areas. Tap water can be used as a last resort, but consider purchasing the bottled variety in the future. Distilled water is used for medicinal preparations, which is fine, but not for magical operations, for it is inert. If your going to drink the brew (or even if you’re not), distilled water is definitely better than chlorinated, fluoridated, bacteria filled tap water. If it’s all you have, use it. Sea water and mineral water aren’t recommended due to the high mineral content. Brewing The Heating Fire, gas flame or stove coils will do for the heat source. I suppose you could prepare a brew in a microwave oven, but this isn’t the best idea. If nothing else, it reduces some of the magick of the process. If you’re the old finished kind, try making a brew in a fireplace or outdoors over a blaze. The Vessels It’s best if the water and herbs don’t come into direct contact with metal while brewing. There are few exceptions to this in herbalism. One is cauldron brewing, which is little practiced today. Herbal products prepared with double boilers may also require metal pots. But in general, avoid metal. Clear glass jars work well for Solar infusions. Simply place the water and herbs into the jar and set this in direct sunlight, preferably outdoors. Leave it there for most of the day. Some brews include here are made with glass jars of various colors. (How to Make Sun Water) The Brew Not every brew is made in the following manner; use specific instructions where given. For a basic brew: Gather, grind and mix the herbs. For brews to be drunk, use a separate culinary mortar and pestle for grinding, not the one used for heavy-duty magical herbs. Empower the herbs with your magical goal. Heat about two cups water to boiling. Place about one handful of mixed, empowered herbs in a teapot or some other heat-proof, non-metallic container. Pour the water over the herbs. Cover with an equally nonmetallic, steam tight lid. Let the herbs brew for about 13 minutes. Strain through cheesecloth or a bamboo strainer, and use as directed. Brews should be used as quickly as possible. If necessary, they can be stored in the refrigerator for three or four days. After this time return them to the Earth and create a new brew. 

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you get an invite to a gay wedding

you open the card

“WARNING: SHONEN-AI, YAOI, BOYXBOY, THAT MEANS BOY KISSES!!! LIME/LEMON LATER. DON’T LIKE DON’T ATTEND, RSVP PLZ”

File this under posts from 2012 that deal immense psychic damage

My latest comic for The Nib was written by my friend Mike Thompson- it’s his first published comics work! 

The Nib has been a steady source of income and a huge support to me and many other indie cartoonists for years. They publish amazing work, but will be cut loose by their financial backer in July. You can read the official post about it from editor Matt Bors here.  They are still running their kickstarter-funded print magazine, but have to put digital publishing on hiatus until they figure out their next steps. If you’ve been thinking about supporting their membership program, now would be a good time. They have levels from $2 to $40 per month. I really don’t want this to be my last Nib piece! 

instagram / patreon / portfolio / the nib / etsy

you know what, THIS is how you address historical queer folks of all stripes in a respectful way. you refer to them the way they chose to be referred to, and you say “it’s impossible to know how they would’ve identified in today’s society, but they’re part of our history regardless”.

who’s the world’s most famous she/it? the ocean.

I know everyone’s talking about how the cast of Danny Phantom is full of gay and trans characters exclusively to piss of Butch Hartman but let us not forget, Butch’s bread and butter, Fairly Odd Parents…

Timmy’s parents were 100% sure that Timmy was going to be a girl before he was born, as seen in the episode Secret Origin of Denzel Crocker.

Cosmo seems to be the only other one in the know about this, and has baby pictures of Timmy in a dress on hand

Then, in the episode The Boy Who Would Be Queen…

When Wanda does, inevitably, transform Timmy into a girl to teach him a lesson…

Cosmo immediately panics.

AND in the episode “It’s a Wishful LIfe” when Timmy wishes he never existed…

The Turners have a daughter instead.

In conclusion:

Timmy Turner is trans and used the power of one of his fairy godparents to wish that everyone in his life completely forget that he was born and raised female for a portion of his life, including his parents and his other fairy godparent.

Share to make butch hartman mad he accidentally keeps making characters trans

Trans women? Valid.

Trans men? Valid.

Trans women who are lesbians? Valid.

Trans women who are bi? Valid.

Trans women who are straight? Valid.

Trans women who are feminine? Valid.

Trans women who are masculine? Valid.

Trans men who are gay? Valid.

Trans men who are bi? Valid.

Trans men who are straight? Valid.

Trans men who are feminine? Valid.

Trans men who are masculine? Valid.

Trans people with dysphoria? Valid.

Trans people without dysphoria? Valid

Nonbinary trans people? Valid

Ace trans people? Valid

Otherkin trans people? Valid

Pan trans people? Valid

Any trans people? Valid

All pronouns? Valid

MAPS, TERFs, Nazis, Aphobes, etc:

Hey, if ur a trendercore/trenderpunk/etc. blog whos over 18, can u pls reblog?

Nothing against younger peeps, but im a grown man and id like to follow more grown people :P

hell yeah! i didnt realize this was actually how i outwardly express myself till now lmao

-CAIR🔰

Anyway, here’s your daily reminder that truscum suck.

The weird “Lightman” character, who (unfortunately) was cut from RETURN OF THE JEDI (1983).

Dude I love this guy wtf

The Bard and the Beholder by Zuzanna Wuzyk

Me showing up to the party with a far more attractive friend.

c’mon the bard’s not THAT ugly

It’s all a matter of perspective. You could say beauty is in the eye…of the beholder.