BTS as Dad Tweets

Namjoon: One thing I definitely underestimated when I first became a father was the great amount of joy embarrassing my kids would bring me.

Seokjin: I constantly google “how to put your kids up for adoption” so my kids can find it on my search history and know that I’m not messing around.

Yoongi: [in car drop off line at school]

Dad, this isn’t even our school. “Look kids…Daddy’s hungover. Just go in there & learn something, ok?”

Hoseok: Parents say a lot of things over and over. For example, I just said “Please don’t pull Daddy’s pants down in public.” for the 500th time

Jimin: I hope I never hit that dad phase where I think it’s a good idea to buy a minivan.

Taehyung: My son can now reach the light switches so don’t come over to our house unless you’re really into raves or want to have a seizure

Jungkook:

Child: What’s neglect mean?

Me: Shhh daddy’s playing video games

okay honestly it feels so so validating and so NORMAL when you’re gay and you tell your straight girl friends about the girl you like and they squeal and scream and get curious just as much as they would if it was a boy and like GOD i’d come out to anyone if only to get that normalcy, that validation…it’s just such a nice feeling you know?

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Aye that’s at my school

it’s exhausting to keep seeing people talk about marvel’s hydra problem as an issue of them just being tone-deaf or obtuse or clueless, this “boys will be boys” mild eyeroll attitude to the entire conversation that so vastly downplays just how fucking evil these people are

do you honestly think that the CEO of marvel who is an outspoken trump supporter and pumped millions of money into the trump campaign doesn’t know what he’s doing by pushing the nazi faction into the limelight of his comics?

turning captain america, the literal symbol for american nationalism and patriotism, into a supporter of hydra and therefore a nazi, is not a writing accident. it is deliberate.

their latest little ~fuck up~ of asking comic stores to re-brand their stores and work uniforms with hydra logos, is not just a PR gaffe. it’s deliberate.

their continuous campaign to make nazis into a faction readers are supposed to find exciting, supposed to align themselves with, supposed to wear on their shirts like a uniform, is not an accident in the kind of political climate we’re in right now. it’s deliberate.

i don’t care that hydra is fictional, this isn’t like the empire in star wars or w/e where it’s just about some sort of vague fascism aesthetic. hydra were always explicitly n a z i s, since their very conception, have always been called nazis by marvel, have always stood for nazi values. and now marvel is trying to make them cool again. and it’s not a fucking accident.

stop giving them the benefit of the doubt. stop talking about this like it’s something that can be fixed with civil conversation and a stern finger wagging.

nazis and anyone who defends them don’t deserve that much consideration from anybody. just, yknow, a friendly psa from your neighbourhood romani jew.

So, my cousin and I were chitchating about PotO the other day (she’s a baby phan, she just read the Leroux novel) and she had this brainwave about a Phantom of the Opera theme park, and we started toying with the idea and what it would look like and what it would include and well… these are some of the ridiculous things we came up with:

…I never realized just how much I need this in my life aND I SWEAR I’LL GIVE MY KIDNEY TO ANYONE WHO’LL MAKE IT HAPPEN

{feel free to make your own additions to the list. actually, please make your own additions to the list}

Why is Rey, full-blood daughter of Luke Skywalker, the “boring” option?  

Why do people speculate that it’s not dramatic enough?

A young hero finding out that someone she only ever thought was a myth is 1) real, and 2) her father is not compelling?

Given the simplistic, uncreative things new!Star Wars has done so far (killing off the entire Rogue One team because they weren’t seen in the OT…never mind realizing they could have been off elsewhere; all the white women; allegedly nixing FinnPoe…), we’re flummoxed as to why people believe they wouldn’t go with the “boring” option.  

Which happens to be Rey Skywalker.  ;)

*thinks about previous star wars “middle movies” (2 and 5)* 

Luke runs off for a movie to do jedi stuff. Meanwhile, Han and Leia fall in love… 

Obi-wan runs off to do jedi stuff. Meanwhile, Anakin and Padme fall in love… 

Rey runs off to do jedi stuff… I mean, I’m not saying FinnPoe is gonna happen but repeat itself, history does.

what a gem

someone tell her

Happy 36th birthday Hayden Christensen! (April 19, 1981) ♡ “One of the things I find about acting is that the less the audience knows about the actor, the more they’re able to believe in him in the role.”

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don’t hurt BEES. they just want to pollinate flowers and make honey. hurt WASP’s. fuck them and their old money, big mansions, and country clubs

Anakin Skywalker | Kylo Ren; ー Parallels

- listen w/ headphones! - cc: kittykat - ac: dernière danse - indila (speechle2s remix)

Yoooooo, this is cOOL

JESUS CHRIST

“I’m a horrible father”

THE BEST PART IS THE GIRL IN THE MIDDLE JUST SO DONE

AND THE FACT THAT THIS FAMILY IS MORE MULTI CULTURAL THAN A PUBLIC SCHOOL HEALTH CLASS TEXTBOOK

The girl in the middle is just like “Damn it, Dad.”

also that your lunch tastes good, you find twenty dollars on the ground, and that thing coming up that you were dreading turns out not so bad