everything is going wrong, but we're so happy

Summer visits 🌿🌱💕

liking abba is not your taste in music it’s a way of life and people who don’t like abba can’t reach the ideal world and that is what plato talked about

“if you don’t like dancing queen then fuck you” -Plato, 320 BC

unmute

I have never so joyously reblogged a bird video in my life. 

this wasn’t even a joke it was a straight-up confession omg

i… had no idea martha could drag.

I remember that movie! It was on lifetime lol

Us (2019), dir. Jordan Peele.

Never trust anyone that puts noses in their smiley faces.

:^(

This made me laugh too hard

been had the flu this week https://www.instagram.com/p/Brxu5CODPds/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1kvmroam4uem6

Rupert during the “artist tests”

HORF

Ok if your introvert friend tells you “you don’t count as people” you know they will ride or die with you for life. Not counting as people is the introvert Platonic friend equivalent of getting married.

My SO once told me that “time with you is basically me-time” and it is the most beautiful thing and the most sincere form of ‘I love you’ I’ve ever heard.

I always laugh when somebody declares James Potter on the verge of expulsion for his pranks in fic because Malfoy was literally a Death Eater trying to kill the Headmaster and Dumbledore was like “Let’s just see if we can gently guide him away from this” I’m pretty sure the only thing that gets you expelled at Hogwarts is if you have already straight up murdered someone

Tom Riddle: *straight up murdered someone*

Dumbledore: *keeps an annoyingly close eye on*

hagrid got expelled for keeping one (1) spider under his bed

Hagrid got expelled because his spider was blamed for one (1) murder

Hagrid got expelled because he was half giant and they found a convenient excuse.

tea

Mini Belle and Beast interview Dan Stevens and Emma Watson

Danai Gurira introduces Steven Yeun to Chadwick Boseman and Lupita Nyong’o 10th Annual AMPAS Governors Awards, California (November 18, 2018).

Imagine typing out this letter and not stopping halfway and thinking “Hmmm, this makes me sound like the worst human being in the world.”

Holy fucking shit

I found the response for anyone else who was curious

Response is gold! I’d ALWAYS want a handmade gift more than some random store bought thing!

love how all of hozier’s lyrics imply that either a. he will one day be murdered and buried by the hands of his lover, a beautiful and mysterious woman who renders him utterly powerless or b. it’s already happened