Daughter tells her Dad he’s going to be a Grandpa [x]
petitbear
When he says “really” ;’)
gvacamolly
Never leave this un-reblogged
cumberbuddy
What a dear human being he is.
nerdysingingcatlady
OMG YAY!
if you claim to love your children but can’t accept their gender or sexuality, you only love your idea of them.
me: hoe don't do it
me: [stays up late]
me the next morning: oh my god
ayo white folks. tomorrow is the whiteout.
- if you’re planning on participating: what the fuck? stop that. stop it. shut up.
- if you’re not: cool. don’t post any selfies tomorrow tho. the last thing u want is to try and show the world your face and come out lookin like a racist.
- if you don’t know what the whiteout is, pretend u didn’t see this and just unfollow everyone who posts a selfie with that tag. trust me.
No one should ever feel bad about having a good time. That’s why thousands of women are throwing this guy a dance party after he was body shamed.
After a vigorous search, the Internet was able to find #DancingMan! The best part is that he accepts his invitation to what will possibly be the best dance party of the year! [via]
Source: on.mash.to
coconuths-deactivated20160416
until I have seen your face you look like your icon
the signs and their favourite places
aries: a music store that not a lot of people know of
taurus: their bed
gemini: a busy cafe w/ free wifi + a best friend
cancer: a beautiful quiet forest
leo: their favourite band's concert
virgo: a really old book store
libra: a small store where they sell pretty things at cheap prices
scorpio: their room w/ their phone
sagittarius: an old coffee shop or an antique store
capricorn: a really busy place w/ friends and loud music
aquarius: their mind
pisces: the internet
what is white culture
idioticteen
clapping after an airplane lands
draachen
Fuck off.
THANK YOU
rosedragon11
say it with me kids american people are not the only white people american people are not the only white people! AMERICAN PEOPLE ARE NOT THE ONLY WHITE PEOPLE.
Anonymous asked:
You are so pretty but I wish you were a bit skinnier :/
me: *wakes up*
me: wheres my phone
me: *rips off blankets*
me: *hears loud thud*
me: there it is
everyone deserves to know someone who makes them go “!!!!!!!!!!!!” inside
why is no one talking about how tumblr has slowly started introducing ads to our dashboards
maraudeurish
real talk
memeguy-com
CHINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Advisors vow to bobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobbo
nyoom
I really though Steve was riding an Iron Man bike like Tony had suddenly become a Transformer
I happened to pause the new avengers aou trailer on this shot:
And I noticed something. Right here:
Yep.
There’s a tiny dinosaur on the window.
You’re welcome.
elsa-the-viking-queen-deactivat
This must be what it’s like to be my friend
Love has no labels
youtuber-club
dont mind me, i will just be in my bathtub of tears.
tumbledore-
the future is now
what the fuck. what the fuck how. how the hell.
bright-coat-and-bravado
"how the hell" is the fact that flight paths are ENTIRELY PRE-PROGRAMMED AND SCHEDULED. This is trivial.
"Technology has gotten so precise that it is possible to sync the image on an enormous video screen with the movements of an actual, real life, giant flying machine carrying hundreds of human beings thousands of meters up into the air. This is trivial."
sobeitjayt