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Anonymous asked:
What the hell is the Shreknos fic
I wrote this shrek x thanos crack fic when I was 15 pls keep that in consideration while processing the several emotions that may arise from what you are about to subject yourself to
Bartender: thanks for stopping that bar fight, spiderman. Can I get you a drink? It’s on the house
Peter: thank you, but I can’t
Bartender: why not
Peter:
Bartender:
Peter, trying not to give his age away: I’m pregnant
Bartender, shook: oh, congratulations, boy or girl?
Peter, now in full-on panic mode: it’s an uh, spider
I’m seeing stuff in the notes about “Miles would do this” and I just want to say: you’re absolutely right. All Spider-folks across all universes share one (1) singular brain cell and most of the time it’s Gwen’s.
As the current author of Spider-Gwen, I can attest that Gwen has not seen the brain cell in years.
the taikaficiation of Thor
the taikafication of Chris Pratt
KARL URBAN as Billy Butcher The Boys: Season 3, Episode 5 - Last Time… World of Lies
Marc: *gets stabbed*
Steven: that-
Steven: [WH EE Z E]
Steven: THAT'S GONNA LEAVE A-
how am i supposed to pay attention to any of the things that are happening when oscar isaac is wearing tight jeans god i am NOT your strongest soldier
he's just some guy leave him alone !!
Pets in the MCU :
Gus Lucky the pizza dog Morris Sparky Alligator Loki Goose Ant-thony Cosmo Fenris Fanny
moon knight, or its alternate title, Knight at the Museum
does mental health care just not exist in the mcu poor oscar issac is running around telling people he’s having severe sleep walking issues and keeps blacking out and losing time and everyone around him is like ‘wow sounds like you suck’ ksfdfsjdk can someone get this man a psychiatrist
by far the most relatable thing about moon knight was Steven aggressively kinning a sad finless little goldfish so much that he was almost offended when said goldfish seemingly re-attained normalcy and left his sad mentally ill self in the dust.
Matt Murdock: I'm your lawyer, Mr Parker, you have to tell me everything. Don't hold anything back.
Peter, choking up: I signed up for club penguin without parental permission
Matt:
Matt: once again, not really what I meant
