Randomness Tbh

Monkey teaches Human how to Crush Leaves

this changed me

when i was a kid my grandpa was a great depression survivor and he wouldn't waste ANY amount of food so he taught me i had to eat the apple core and i started eating the whole apple in grade school and the kids called me horse boy

you can give him a fish and ALSO#AFTERWARD#teach him how to fish for himself#it’s not an either-or (via @turtletotem)

It's a lot easier to learn to fish when you're not starving!

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The absolute silence today is gut wrenching. Leaflets were dropped on the west bank telling palistinians to go to Jordan. Last time they told them to go south and they got bombed. Everything about Palestine has suddenly dropped off trending and we know that staff has been suppressing the tags #free palestine and #palestine. Now its has to be every single tag that was trending, because i just simply do not believe we stopped talking about it over night. I feel so hopeless about this shit but the only thing we can do rn is to not stop talking. We have to stop trying to bury our heads in the sand and keep posting as if it was normal because its not normal. Palestinians don't get a break from the horror, the least we can do for them is to make sure their suffering isn't silent.

You know the Grimm version of Snow White makes more sense than most versions if only because in that version Snow White was like 7 years old.

Like imagine you find a 7 year old in the woods and she’s like my mom is gonna kill me because I’m prettier than her and she’s not kidding. You know this queen is that sort of person. So you and your roommates adopt the kid and tell her don’t talk to strangers. And she keeps talking to strangers and getting poison combs stuck in her hair and whatnot.

Like yeah that’s kinda stupid but also she’s seven. She likes apples.

Also imagine it from the hunter’s perspective. The queen tells you this bitch is prettier than me I need you to take her out in the woods and kill her. And then you see who you’re supposed to kill and it’s a 2nd grader. Like how are you supposed to react to that sort of situation? Kill a human child? No. Because you’re not a brainless evil minion you’re just some guy dealing with a cartoonishly evil monarch. Of course you let her go.

I thought she was 14 wow, seven that's even worse.

Hence the invention of the Porch

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i think ubisoft devs should not only post their work from canned projects i think they should legally be allowed to come together and eat the entire guillemot family <3

["guy who's building a machine made out of people & noticed you don't fit into their machine" voice] something's wrong with you

The three genders.

They need to invent financial independence for people who are unemployable and do useless degrees

John Munch’s Final SVU Episode, Fashionable Crimes S17x20

Rest In Peace Richard Belzer

Seeing Shiva's calf in Tandava Karma mood and the recent pic of Tsuchiya-san makes me think that he is so sensitive, like his hair can bristle easily ehehe.

Imagine just caressing him and then he is all giggles and little moans. Shiva would be all blushed but he'l try to return the favor if you're all distracted.

He deserves to be grabbed by the hips like a cat, I think that belly, sides, arms and the lower part of the legs are his weakest points 🥺 and never forget strokes on the back or nape scratching!

He would start to purr like a cat ♥️♥️ but then you have to run away as fast as you can because if he catches you... W e l l...

Yes!! He's so feline like! I bet he loves to be caressed or do some touches against you to make you know that he's happy.

He's like a little cat, maybe fierce but still loving the fluffy threatment <3!!

Hc, he complains every time because you don't caress him enough 😂 he always wants more, more. He also likes to be teased by soft tools, like, if you stroke his chin or neck with a powder brush, he starts to giggle and moan.

He sometimes puts up a straight face in a facade, because he doesn't want to show how much power your caresses have over him!

Awww so CUTEEEEEEEE! Ehehe tsundere type Shiva 🥺🥺.

He would freeze for a moment just to burst into laughter and ask you to do it again 😏.

What a funny god we have here EHEHHEHE

Rudra would be the one telling us Shiva's weakness ehehe 😏.

Rudra and Shiva's wives all amused to see the show and whispering the weakest posts of the Destroyer while he is yelling and complaining like a child!

Hahaha so true 😏, loving to see him all happy and loved as he deserves 😍☺️🔥

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today's children are gonna become teens and clown the shit out of us for 'eepy' and 'blorbo' but they'll say it in cocomelonese so we won't understand them

today’s eepy blorbo is yesterday’s heckin doggo is last week’s smexy bishie