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Kurzgesagt is literally just like… democrat PragerU.

The exact same template of ‘studio-produced channel, with a single narrator to make it seem personal, focused on supposedly-Apolitical technical subjects, also sneaks in obvious propaganda about, say, how despite it seeming like we live in an age of constant war, the world is actually super peaceful (and that the ‘war between Israelis and Palestinians’ is senseless factional violence)’ has been repeated so many times it’s old hat.

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whenever i see “democracy” graphed on a chart like it’s a quantifiable data point, i only think of this

My ferret Figment with a Non-binary Flag, because he loves all people! If they play with him and talk to him they’re his friend!

I wanna draw more ferrets with pride flags and Figgy with other pride flags, specially the trans flag because this idea came from Fig playing with my trans flag that fell down.

dmv: can i have you birth certificate

me: i dont have it but you can trust! 😁✌️

dmv: ok! 😁✌️here is your license

me: its so small and cute! 😳

dmv: just like you! ☺️

can't get an algorithm like this on twitter

My ferret Figment with a Non-binary Flag, because he loves all people! If they play with him and talk to him they’re his friend!

I wanna draw more ferrets with pride flags and Figgy with other pride flags, specially the trans flag because this idea came from Fig playing with my trans flag that fell down.

what a motherfucker has to do to score weed in Delaware (but I finally did!)

I never did meet the owner of the bus, but I left a note on their windshield, so stay tuned and we might find out who the grooviest man on earth is...

i hope all humans randomly develop bug exoskeletons in the following year so tiktok skincare girlies can stop worrying about every single smallest line on their faces and just focus on how shiny and strong their chitinous armor is