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lily evans because why not?

  • no.
  • she was not strict.
  • she was not just a teachers pet.
  • she was not a goody good two shoes.
  • she was NOT hermione!
  • its like everybody just wants lily to be the marauder version of hermione.
  • she was a mixture of hermione, ginny and bits of luna.
  • she was vibrant.
  • she was funny.
  • she was chill.
  • she didn’t get hyper when james flirted with her. she just quipped back.
  • “Hey Evans, if I see you naked. I’d die happy.”
  • “Yeah. but if I see you naked I’d die laughing.”
  • she swore.
  • oh, she swore so fluently and beautifully it was like it was another language itself.
  • but she never swore in front of the firsties.
  • nah, she loved them. she was like a little mother to them.
  • she helped them in finding their classes and everything.
  • she didn’t hate the marauders. she just hated it when they bullied people and when they cough james cough flirted with her.
  • she didn’t become friends with remus first.
  • oh no, she didn’t.
  • it was actually peter. she understood his insecurities.
  • and then it was remus. she figured his furry little problem out.
  • and then sirius. 3 am in gryffindor common room. before christmas the blacks had sent the gift him gave them back. it was a framed photograph of the time when they were kind of a happy family.
  • and then it was james. once he stopped his stupid bullying stuff, she was happy enough.
  • she asked him out.
  • in the great hall, in front of everyone.
  • and then she walked out.
  • he stood dumbfounded while everyone was hooting and cheering.
  • sirius pushed him and he ran after her and kissed her.
  • they were everyone’s OTP.
  • she was very fond of the marauders.
  • she had always been.
  • in fact she became sort of an honorary maruader after she played a prank on dumbledore (she dyed his hair pink. he went with it for a week.).
  • after she found out about the prophecy she was forced to hide. but it was fun living with james. when he was sleeping.
  • she wrote humongous letters. (remember sirius’s letter?)
  • all she wanted was to protect her loved ones and the war to get over.
  • she laughed.
  • she loved.
  • she lived.
  • and then suddenly she didn’t.
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The books according to Prof. McGonagall

1. Prof. McGonagall sends the kids to the forbidden forest in the middle of the night because they were walking around in the middle of the night 

2. Prof. McGonagall can cancel quidditch whenever the fuck she wants to 

3. Prof. McGonagall gives a 13 year old a time machine but only for school 

4. Prof. McGonagall thinks potter is a boy, not a piece of meat 

5. Prof. McGonagall tells Peeves to unscrew it the other way

6. Prof. McGonagall can’t believe Dumbledore passed the burden of saving the world onto a kid who can’t even conjure birds out of thin air, I mean that’s so basic

7. Prof McGonagall fights the battle of hogwarts in her pajamas

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In CoS when they try to sneak into Myrtle’s bathroom to ask her about her death, McGonagall catches them and Harry makes up the excuse that they wanted to see Hermione in the hospital wing and Minnie doesn’t give them detention and then comes this and since we all know Harry’s dumbest excuse, here’s the official suggestion to rate all of Harry’s excuses on a scale from

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when do i get fanart of fleur weasley in her wedding dress just punching a death eater in the face because how fucking dare he ruin her wedding who the fuck does he think he is

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*After announcing the three champions that will compete in the triwizard tournament, Dumbledore grabs a fourth paper that just came out of the goblet of fire*

Dumbledore: Harry Potter

Harry:

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Ron:

Hermione:

Ginny:

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Fred, George and Lee Jordan:

Cedric:

Fleur:

Victor:

Draco:

Gryffindors:

Hufflepuffs:

Slytherins:

Ravenclaws:

The Teachers Table:

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“you tell me to quite down cause my opinions make me less beautiful but i was not made with a fire in my belly so i could be put out i was not made with a lightness on my tongue so i could be easy to swallow i was made heavy half blade and half silk difficult to forget and not easy for the mind to follow”

— Rupi Kaur, Milk and Honey