Living is pain and I need to actually post

My part of an art trade wiiiiiiith @marshmelonii !!!

I love these two so much (Chance my beloved sir I adore you). Anyway being told “you can draw them in whatever” literally translates to “hey salmon just toss one or both in a hoodie” and I’m okay with that! (I’ll draw Chance in a hoodie one day.)

cutie

i dont really… WANT… to leave tumblr. ive been here since 2011

no other platform has the right format for me to just randomly barf actual thoughts, joaks, and genuine creative content all in the same breath. i dont know how to compartmentalize

every other platform you gotta be a real person. Here you are you’re icon and username and whatever your hyperfixation is at the current moment

on tumblr you can make a post that just says “minecraft” and get 50k notes, where on twitter you have to steal tweets and instagram you have to be hot. tumblr is more like a bunch of kids let loose in walmart where there are no rules and the only god is a bald swedish man

absolutely delighted that this simplifies the situation

Having grown up here I do regard this as batshit, and yet also at the same time obvious and correct.

Commission for @marshmelonii of their character, Sephia!

Imagine Percival brought you to the Camelot's garden, there's no other sounds than birds singing, butterflies and flowers decorated both of you while making flower crowns for each other.

i’m thinking about a fictional character and i’m gonna make it everyone else’s problem

Mood

@catler00 ❤️❤️💕❤️😭💕💕💕

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

The stages of hunger while nd are

Multiple times every day

"How do you forget you're hungry" I'm just that powerful. My mind will omit anything including things I'm currently experiencing

My dm sent us the message “Fun fact: Mimics don’t have a size limit.”

In response, I opened the chat for the campaign where I’M the dm and said “Fun fact: Mimics don’t have a size limit.”

so, i saw this tumblr post that said “fun fact: mimics don’t have a size limit”. After that i opened up the discord channel where i dm and said “fun fact: mimics don’t have a size limit”

So I saw this post that said “Fun fact: Mimics don’t have a size limit”

So I opened up the group chat for my players and said “Fun Fact: Mimics don’t have a size limit!”

Speaking of stupid worldbuilding:

The reason wizard robes are literal eyesores, with the most garish, most flashy, most brightly colored patterns and the biggest hats one can imagine, is the same reason monarch butterflies are brightly colored

To quickly warn others that you are a fucking wizard

Just like how the butterfly colors & patterns warn of poison!

Ah, yes, aposematism--fashion for "Fuck around and find out"

ultimately i think we all want someone who will tenderly wipe the blood off our face

You guys just have to trust me on this one and click here okay?

It is harmless and delightful, sound is required for full enjoyment but is not autoplay. There is no jump scare, it is not a Rickroll, stickbug, or other meme. I don't wish to describe more than that for people who want to be surprised so I will put what it actually is in tags.