left side of my face is clear. wonderful. perfect
right side of my face is clogged. kinda sore. making my eyes water
guyyyyss if i added the narrator to my slash ell ache kinlist would it be a red flag
loveeee when a fic is tagged “written by our x fictive” bc it ALWAYS tells me something about that person and i love it
finally gave in and used the nasal spray my dad let me have (it tastes like shit) and the bitch is TINGLING
Y'know the thing people do in movies/shows where there like a monster/creature place and they poke a stick in there to investigate? Then it comes out shorter cause it got all chomped or broken? I want them to stick the stick in there and it comes back longer
I just grew your stick what're you gonna do about it
gonna go turn on my bathtub and steam this mucus out of my body
took a second benadryl
Round 3, Side B: Stanarrator (The Stanley Parable) vs Mudasif (Real Life)
they are literally SO DIVORCED this isn’t even half of it if you don’t vote stannarrator you’re out of your mind
thiiiiiiis 🤏 close to shoving a tampon up my nose
#i’d say a 4-5? the one thing i struggle with is cooking multiple things in tandem but so long as i have a timer for each one i’m all set#my specific knife skills can use some improvements as well but overall i can cook#i haven’t done a bunch of super complex stuff but i’m a quick learner and pick up on cooking easily :]#i also regularly cook without a recipe. put shit together it works 90% of the time. make a tuna omelette :)
funnytwittertweets
love wins actually
This works as an answer to the metaphorical problem because the key is for the hedgehogs and prcupines to be a bit flexible about how they position themselves and keep thier spines pointed in such a fashion to minimize poking, just like how in human relationships you have to be a bit flexible and concious of your position relative to others, and to manage your sharp bits to minimize the harm you do to others.
pros of cleaning room: organization :]
cons of cleaning room: DUST DUST SO MUCH DUST OH MY GODDDD
#big part of why we’re having ppl come in to clean#bc there is an ABSURD amount of dust in this room#the way my nose is rn i am shocked that i almost never get sick#or maybe this is why. the dust keeps me strong by constantly training my immune system#also i used the same post format twice in one day. sue me
Round 3, Side B: Stanarrator (The Stanley Parable) vs Mudasif (Real Life)
y’all ever see a piece of fan content about your favorite character that is so horrifically different from what you personally believe and you just
Round 3, Side B: Stanarrator (The Stanley Parable) vs Mudasif (Real Life)
the phrase "ancestral sickos" now etched into my brain permanently