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@marrymejasonsegel / marrymejasonsegel.tumblr.com

my defining characteristic is tired.

seeing everyone just mindlessly sign up for threads despite all the clear warning signs feels like I’m living in Sailor Moon or a magical girl anime episode where the Monster of the Day just set up shop over night and their product is literally draining your lifeforce for the Dark Kingdom but people keep going there

I've been taking screenshots of books I want to read on tiktok for the past few months. Finally went and wrote down all the titles. Between Kindle, Kindle Unlimited, and used online bookstore, I just purchased 27 of them for $55.

Watching old Rugrats, Angelica's mom literally just said "You know I wouldn't call one of my clients 'Sweetie'. Well, not since the CLARENCE THOMAS MEETINGS." ☠☠☠

Sortingthrough 10 years of accumulated clothing while watching old RHNJ. Why am I like this 😭

you can say literally anything like. “the autistic urge to go for a walk” and everyone in the notes will be like #WELL SHIT #Guess thats another mental problem to add to the list #forest rambles #casey dont look

Yeah, my dog's deaf until a chip bag rumples while he's sleeping.

chronic pain is weird because sometimes in your head you’re like AAAAAAAAAHH!!!! AAAAAAAGGGGHHH!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAhhh!!!! but in actuality you are just sitting there staring impassively at your phone

Hell is having a 10 year old post come back from the dead in a surge of unexplained popularity