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Pairings: Wanda Maximoff x Reader Tags and Warnings: dysfunctional family, divorce, angst, cheating Summary: Wanda tries her best to make amends with her family after a divorce between her and Y/n tore their worlds into two. The journey of repentance is rough and constantly beats Wanda to the ground trying to get to the end, but Wanda didn't care as long as it ended with an 'I Love You'.
Pairings: Wanda Maximoff x Reader Tags and Warnings: historical au, enemies to lovers, suggestive themes Summary: Y/n Stark is a straight-laced girl who's spent years of her life perfecting her image with the hopes of marrying a good man in the name of love. Her plans are foiled when she meets the troublemaker princess who turns her entire life around, introducing her to a world with a different definition of love than what Y/n was taught.
Pairings: Platonic!Avengers x Reader Tags & Warnings: found family, humour, fluff, platonic relationships. Summary: Y/n, Ex-Hyrda Soldier/Undercover Shield Agent/Avenger, lives her days as the Avengers' housekeeper at the Compound. When she's not spending her entire day doing chores and picking up after the rowdy group of heroes, she lives her new life the best she can while finding herself in a whirlwind of shenanigans with her new family.

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Tags and Warnings: fluff, humour, bit of angst, making out Summary: An enhanced that went by the alias of Blink has been causing trouble for the Avengers, and Pietro and Wanda are sent off to try and apprehend the girl after everyone else failed. What was supposed to be a quick recruitment mission for Wanda ended up being a thrilling romance with they very girl she was assigned to take in.
Tags and Warnings: angst, unrequited love, first love Summary: Y/n didn't think she was capable of feeling or ever experiencing love, and she was okay with that. She had gone her entire life without it, and she thought she was fine. Then Wanda entered her life and taught her everything special about love, along with the pain that comes with it.
Tags and Warnings: fluff, humour Summary: Rumours are circulating that co-stars Y/n L/n and Wanda Maximoff hate each other despite playing lovers in their new movie. These rumours are addressed by the two during an interview with BBC Radio 1.
Anonymous asked:

Have you read the other side of paradise or silver springs? Those are good wanda fics!

If you could send me the usernames of the authors or the links to the fics itself, I'd gladly check it out!

Anonymous asked:

Do you have any recs for new, non dark smutty Wanda fics?

Can't say I do. I've stopped checking the wanda maximoff x reader tag because every time I'd check, it was always just dark smut

Anonymous asked:

I know some people aren't as appreciative of your fics here. I am though. Have you thought of moving to a03? It's much less toxic there and more supportive.

I actually moved from ao3 to tumblr. The reader response here never really bothered me that much, but usually when I switch platforms, it's because my writing has shifted. I have no problem with writing on Tumblr or Ao3, I just haven't felt like writing in a while

Anonymous asked:

Bestie are u okay?? Haven’t heard from you in a while

I'm good! I just dropped off my Marvel phase cause the recent movies haven't been the best, and all the Wanda fics are just dark smut and I got tired of it. I also haven't written anything creatively for 8 months, mostly due to lack of time and inspiration. But I check this account everyday. I've seen all the people asking where I've been, rest assured I'm perfectly happy and fine, but I appreciate all of you asking!

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Pairing: Platonic!Avengers x Reader

Tags & Warnings: found family, humour, fluff, platonic relationships

Summary: Y/n, Ex-Hyrda Soldier/Undercover Shield Agent/Avenger, lives her days as the Avengers' housekeeper at the Compound. When she's not spending her entire day doing chores and picking up after the rowdy group of heroes, she lives her new life the best she can while finding herself in a whirlwind of shenanigans with her new family.

Total Word Count: 45.5k

A/n: All of these chapters stand alone and you don't have to read the story in chronological order to understand anything. Just read chapter 1, then whatever chapter you want to next.

Chapter Nine: Star Spangled Woman
Life As The Avengers' Housekeeper

Pairings: Platonic! Avengers x Female Reader

Tags & Warnings: humour, fluff

Chapter Summary: Y/n introduces Steve to RuPaul's Drag Race

A/n: This chapter is a whole Drag Race reference, but mostly season 5.

Word Count: 6k

Chapter Eight: The Bake Sale
Life As The Avengers' Housekeeper

Pairings: Platonic! Avengers x Female Reader

Tags & Warnings: humour, fluff

Chapter Summary: Peter's Decathlon team doesn't have enough funding, so they do a bake sale for their school. Aunt May was supposed to make all the food for Peter's stall, but falls sick at the last second. Y/n comes in to save the day and even helps Peter with his Flash problem.

A/n: Yay, I'm no longer shadowbanned

Word Count: 6.5k

Chapter Seven: Once Upon A Time
Life As The Avengers' House Keeper

Pairings: Platonic! Avengers x Female Reader

Tags & Warnings: humour, fluff

Chapter Summary: Y/n is assigned to babysit all the kids, and they make her tell them the story of how she turned to the side of good when she was an undercover HYDRA agent.

A/n: Mom, get the camera, it's baby's first shadowban

Word Count: 6.5k

“Alright, head count!” Y/n called out, clapping her hands as she looked at all the kids sitting on the couch in front of her.

“Maguna!” Y/n said.

“Here!” The little girl shouted as she stood as she ran up to Y/n who furrowed her eyebrows, placing her hand above them as she scanned the room.

“Where is that little rascal?” Y/n asked, causing the little girl to giggle and hug her legs.

Chapter Six: Blast To The Past
Life As The Avengers' Housekeeper

Pairings: Platonic! Avengers x Female Reader

Tags & Warnings: humour, fluff

Chapter Summary: Bucky spends all his time inside watching the same movie over and over again, so Y/n takes him out and helps him feel like he's back home.

A/n: Tumblr's doing this thing where it won't make my posts show up in tags. On pride month too, so disappointed.

Word Count: 4.5k

“Hey, what are you watching?” Y/n asked when she saw Bucky sitting on the couch staring intensely at the screen.

“The Godfather.” Bucky mumbled, not looking away, but taking note that Y/n had sat next to him.

“Again? This is like the seventh time this month now.” Y/n said and Bucky simply grunted in response, not seeing anything wrong with what Y/n said.

Chapter Five: Happiest Place on Earth
Life As The Avengers' Housekeeper

Pairings: Platonic! Avengers x Female Reader

Tags & Warnings: humour, fluff

Chapter Summary: Natasha was ready to have a day off after a long mission, but that plan is ruined when her family surprises her with a trip to Disneyland. She invites Y/n to tag along because it's the only way she'll get through it without alcohol.

A/n: Repost cause it wouldn't appear in the tags the first time

Word Count: 5.8k

It was quiet in the compound which wasn’t anything out of the ordinary. Only a few Avengers were present because the others were off on missions of their own, but the ones who were here were still asleep. They had a busy weekend and got some well-needed sleep.

Y/n was already up, as per usual. She’s been up since five am, getting a head start on some cleaning, already having folded the clothes that just got out of the dryer as well. She only made breakfast for herself because she knew nobody would be awake early enough to enjoy breakfast without spoiling their lunch.

Taking a break from writing, don't know when I'll be back. I'll still update the Avengers Housekeeper fic, cause a lot of those chapters were written all the way back in March.

This next part is a rant.

Chapter Four: Sleepover
Life As The Avengers' House Keeper

Pairings: Platonic! Avengers x Female Reader

Tags & Warnings: humour, fluff

Chapter Summary: Y/n was ready to spend the night alone and get some well needed me-time at the compound when she's greeted by a few guests she forgot were supposed to be there.

Word Count: 4.1k

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Y/n hummed along to the music she was playing on her phone as she put on the face mask that May gifted her the last time she saw her. The rest of the house was incredibly silent and Y/n was making the most of it.

She had spent the entire day doing a whole load of chores, and normally she wouldn’t mind. But the Avengers decided to be especially messy today, so after getting tired of cleaning one room, cleaning the other, and going back to see that the room she just cleaned was messed up again, she had kicked them out of the compound so she could get things done in peace.

Chapter Three: Girls Night Out
Life As The Avengers' House Keeper

Pairings: Platonic! Avengers x Female Reader

Tags & Warnings: humour, fluff, found family, domestic avengers, violence, slight angst

Chapter Summary: The team has to leave for a last minute mission on the day of their monthly movie marathon, leaving Y/n alone. So, Y/n decides to have a girls night out with her favorite Avenger instead, but things take a turn and the night ends up bloodier than Y/n intended it to be.

Word Count: 5.7k

Y/n walked into the living room with a bowl of popcorn in her hands, humming along to get ready for the movie binge she and the rest of the Avengers were supposed to do. It was something they did once every few weeks, sometimes months, to relax and take some proper time off to bond.

But when she walked into the living room, expecting to see everyone in their usual positions wearing pajamas, Y/n was shocked to see that everyone was suiting up in a huge rush.

Chapter Two: Sewing Circle
Life As The Avengers' House Keeper

Pairings: Platonic! Avengers x Female Reader

Tags & Warnings: humour, fluff, found family

Chapter Summary: The Avengers walk in on Y/n teaching Peter how to embroider for his Home Economics project, and they decide to spend the day with each other embroidering. Because why not?

Word Count: 3.3k

“Ow.” Peter muttered and Y/n rolled her eyes at the boy, leaning back on the couch and continuing with her embroidery.

“Ouch.” Y/n dropped her embroidery hoop with an exasperated sigh as she turned to Peter who was completely focusing on his own hoop.

“Peter, I told you that you could use the thimbles. There’s no shame.” Y/n said and Peter dropped his own hoop onto his lap and sent the older woman a sad look.

“But it looks stupid and they mess with my grip, so I keep dropping it.” Peter said and Y/n let out a sigh, shaking her head as she reached into the sewing kit (which really was just a cookie tin) and pulled out the small case of thimbles.

Chapter One: Who Did It?
Life As The Avengers' House Keeper

Pairings: Platonic! Avengers x Female Reader

Tags & Warnings: humour, fluff, found family

Chapter Summary: Ex-Hydra agent/Undercover Shield agent/Avenger turned house keeper, Y/n, spent the entire day picking up after the Avengers after they threw a party the night before. She was incredibly exhausted, and after making dinner, she was ready to just call it a day... Until someone decided not to follow the very simple rule of "Put used dishes in the sink after using them." Now Y/n was about to rain hell upon the Earth's greatest defenders.

Word Count: 3.1k

A/n: I don't usually write fics like this, but I'm a sucker for found family. Also, reader is really short cause I think it makes it funnier.

The Avengers have gone through more than what any regular person could ever imagine. It felt as though everyday, they were putting their lives on the line to protect others, and they did it all with a brave face. Whether it be nazis, aliens, super soldiers; they defeated them all and saved the world more times than they could count.

They were heroes, the greatest hope of the Earth. There was nothing that could defeat them, and whenever they were brought down, they never hesitated to get back up. It was as if after everything they’ve seen, nothing could ever scare them anymore. In a way that was true. Very little scared the members of the Avengers. They almost feared nothing at all.

Except for one person.

“Who did it?” 

Absolutely Hate That Bitch

Pairings: Wanda x Reader

Tags & Warnings: humour, fluff.

Summary: It was time for the press tours for Y/n and Wanda's new movie together, and during their interview with BBC Radio 1, the topic of the rumours surrounding them comes up, and the two address it in the only way they knew how.

Word Count: 2.8k

A/n: I know how easy it could've been to make this an Elizabeth Olsen x Reader fic, but I just couldn't do it. I cringed too hard when I typed Elizabeth, but I liked the premise of this too much not to write it.

“So, I wanted to address the elephant in the room.” Ali said and Y/n shifted in her seat, looking around and turning her head at each corner of the room in search of something. When Ali realized what she was doing, a laugh left his mouth.

“No, no, there isn’t actually an elephant.” Ali said and Y/n let out a disappointed scoff.

“Well, why bring it up then?” Y/n joked in a serious tone.