Do you ever tell white lies so not to worry anyone, only to realize that you’re in a room full of people with lie-detecting sensors
In my head they’re already together by Dual Destinies, and their confession went as well as you might expect
listen I used to re-read LoTR mutliple times a year when I was younger, but Discworld truly rewired my brain
(affectionately) Happy pride month to the world’s most annoying group of thieves (+ that other guy, who is also annoying)
Source: 1010lilfoot
Eyo shoutout to @theevilemster for giving me Astérix AND Lupin brainrot. Gaul is the beach that makes Jigen old
(French translation:
Obélix: “who are you?”
Lupin: “Lupin III! You know about me?”
Obélix: “meh”)
At the same time?
I'm honoured 😂
I’ve always been your partner, man and you’ll never forget that, right?
You ever meet a kid so shitty you're immediately like "I want to adopt you as my own so I can instill into you the values of dignity and compassion and respect for self and others that your guardians have so obviously neglected, so that you may escape the unhappy future that lies ahead of you with all the smoldering ashes of wasted potential" but also, like. I punt you like a football
Drop the vape u little turd I'm gonna take an active interest in your passions and buy u pants that fit. When was your last dentist appointment. U wanna go to summer camp
thelastonewaspokenfor
and then you didn't
Did u want me to kidnap a child
originally for 6/7 Derailling Day (?) but now, ah not for that anymore
(plz forgive my grammatical mistake if happens
Don't starve dump part??? Love my little meow meows so much, and also Wes IG. Webber is so cute. He needs to be put in spider verse.
