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if my bones are gonna crack like glow sticks every time i move i think i deserve bioluminescence. both to complete the aesthetic and as a consolation prize
i wanna go to the aquarium so bad i havent been since 2019 :(((( and the goliath grouper at my local aquarium died during last year's lockdown i miss himb :((
rush limbaugh’s in hell now where he belongs 💖 here are some of his greatest hits, beyond him just being a far-right trump-loving conservative, so everybody will know why we’re all celebrating his death:
- he constantly made fun of gay men for dying throughout the entire AIDS crisis. it was literally his main running joke. he regularly gave joyful “AIDS updates” while playing a happy love song in the background, and would read off the names of dead gay people while playing whistles and air horns
- he was literally person who popularized the word “feminazi”
- article: Rush Limbaugh Says “Rape Police” Left Cares Too Much About Consent + him constantly saying consent isn’t a thing and his whole “no means yes” speech
- article: Rush Limbaugh Says the Obamas Need to Get Over Slavery Already
- he called BLM a “hate group” and “terrorists”
- he compared gay men to pedophiles and said the lgbt movement was also trying to “normalize pedophilia”
- he said there are too many black men in sports and that “the NFL all too often looks like a game between the Bloods and the Crips without any weapons”
- he said champion quarterback donovan mcnabb is “overrated because he’s black”
- he made fun of michael j fox for having parkinson’s
- he called chelsea clinton a “dog” when she was 12 years old
and all these are just the tip of the iceberg. he was a popular radio host for decades and fed millions of people racism, misogyny, homophobia, etc, and i bet an argument could be made about him being one of the main voices who radicalized the american far-right
so…….. i think we should give him the exact same respect he gave all the gay people who died in the AIDS crisis
hey so, as a man who works with other men, here’s a quick relationship tip: if he doesn’t much like cats, that might be just a personal preference. if he hates cats, if he tells you he hates cats as soon as he hears that you have a cat and love your cat, he’s an asshole. he’s telling on himself.
every guy i’ve ever worked with that makes a point of telling me how much he hates cats as soon as i mention that i have a cat and love my cat, is always someone who is regularly cruel for fun and who laughs in the breakroom about the mean things they do for fun to their girlfriends and children.
luscious-theomorphic
I wish I could articulate all the ways this makes sense and why it makes sense and stuff but it’s just like… something something misogyny something something resentment of creatures that don’t need you and don’t hang on your attention and approval all their lives.
talkingcinemalight
My dad gave me this exact same advice when I was a kid. “Anyone who hates cats is a control freak and an asshole.”
paerlkid
Inktober: how does a phone work underwater half a billion years ago anyways?
i *probably* won't be online much due to school, but im pretty active on twitter and instagram currently ! if any of u wanna follow me, you're more than welcome to ! i miss my moots :')
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uHhh more update pics of stella- that famous Finger picture still rotates on my personal IG feed every now and then and i tell her how famous she is but she just looks at me like Glub
i love her so much
update on Our Lord and Savior, she's thriving and almost 4 years old :-)
Anonymous asked:
My dad has motion detectors with built-in cameras along his driveway, and there's a frog that has figured out that if it jumps in front of the detector, the infrared light that turns on will attract bugs. So my dad frequently gets a bunch of pictures of the frog jumping around, and he's really fond of the frog now. He refers to it as his frog, enjoys getting pictures of it, and is always super, super careful in the driveway to check for the frog to make sure it's safe.
Anon. Please listen to me. I would not tell you this if it was not very important to me. PLEASE get me a picture of this frog.
anon. where is the frog, anon. we need the frog anon.
THE FROG!!!!!!!