Reblog to claim your OG Lovejoy fan ticket

so anyway the success of the dream smp just goes to prove how capitalism has saturated modern media so much that a bunch of amateur storywriters can create more compelling characters, a better storyline, and more inventive mediums than most professionals by pure virtue of having actual passion and possessing a basic understanding of story elements

IVE HAD THIS EXACT THOUGHTS BUT COULD NEVER PUT IT INTO WORDS THANK YOU SO MUCH

Ten MORE Stupid Conversations From The Dream SMP Gang

Quackity: I know something that scares you more than it scares me

Techno: Ahhh, taxes.

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Phil: My first day on the server: I killed my son, it was pogchamp, and then I cried

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BBH: Oh, that’s Tommy? I thought you were Tubbo

Tommy: What the fuck. What the fuck. That is so offensive. Techno-

Techno: *draws sword* I’m taking him out

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Wilbur: I think we should make it our mission to eradicate the world of racists

Phil: If only it were that easy. It’s gonna be a difficult mission, boys.

Tommy: I have decided that racists aren’t real

Phil:

Wilbur: Well, we’ve done it

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Techno: We could play Ode to Joy

Tommy: I don’t know what that is. Is that some American meme?

Techno: It-

Techno: It’s just classical music, Tommy

Tommy: Oh

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Quackity: I’m so glad that even at your age you can still succeed

Phil: Are you talking to me, motherfucker?

Quackity: *nervous laughter*

Phil: Don’t make me get on the next flight over, I will whoop your ass

Quackity: *nervous laughter intensifies*

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Puffy: *joins vc* Hello!

Tubbo: Welcome! Hi!

Wilbur: Hi, nice to meet you, I’m dead

Puffy: oh

Fundy: Hi, nice to meet you, I’m an orphan

Puffy: oh

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Tubbo: What’s an idiom?

Techno: You’re an idiom

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Tommy: Sorry Bad, we’re going to have to go to a private vc for a while. To discuss a medical issue

BBH: Okay?

Techno & Tommy: *leave vc*

Tommy: I don’t really have a medical issue, Techno. You should know I’m perfect

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George: *joins vc*

Quackity: GEORGE THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, EVERYTHING THAT HAS HAPPENED UP TO THIS POINT IS LITERALLY BECAUSE YOU SLEPT THROUGH THE ELECTIONS! IF YOU HAD GONE TO THE ELECTIONS, WE COULD HAVE GOTTEN VOTES AND WE COULD HAVE WON FAIRLY AND SCHLATT WOULDN’T HAVE DONE ANYTHING THATS FUCKING HAPPENED TO THIS POINT AND NOW YOU HAVE THE AUDACITY TO WAKE UP AND SHOW UP?

George:

Tommy:

Wilbur:

BBH:

Dream:

George: ...hey guys

Let's take a look a little closer of this cinnamon roll 💞

look at where you are

look at where you started

I love how the Schweiden Adlers' Team is riddled with mostly serious, intimidating pros and then there's the MSBY Black Jackals with dumb, dumber, and dumbest

The Umbrella Academy Season 2 Soundtrack

Episode 1

Episode 2

Episode 3

Episode 4

Episode 5

Episode 6

Episode 7

Episode 8

Episode 9

Episode 10

The Umbrella Academy Season 2 + soundtrack.

The Umbrella Academy soundtrack: Season 2 (part 1)

THEY’RE CHANGING SPLASH MOUNTAIN TO A PRINCESS AND THE FROG THEME. I AM ACTUALLY REALLY HAPPY AND EXCITED FOR THIS CHANGE 🥺

people really drove jenna marbles off of youtube while they let jeffree star, shane dawson, jake paul, etc., who are actually destructive and toxic, continue to thrive. what the fuck?! 

Sometimes Inko Midoriya has a son. Sometimes she has a daughter. Sometimes she has a hole in her heart where a child should be.

The Inko Chapters in Broken Reality fucking ended me.

@broken-reality-au

Can’t risk it

The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.

oops

im not risking it

Beware of the great duckie 🤐

I’m already having writer’s block, maybe this’ll help me out lol

I HAVE SO MUCH TO FINISH

Definitely not risking it 😱

ALL HAIL THE DUCK OF CREATIVITY!!!

XD

I need the motivation

I’m in desperate need.

Love me a good ol duck

i have art block p l e a s e

please my writers block is making me suffer

have mercy duck, I have stuff to write

I ain’t risking it. Pls have mercy on me oh mighty duck

HAIL THE MIGHTY DUCK

I hate these things.

my ideas are barely original already sooo….

Duck come here-

OH YEAH I NEED TO DRAW THAT THING FOR THE RAMSIVAL DISCORD-

Reading Indefinite is like looking for a needle in a haystack, finding it, and then dropping it again.

I’m also not saying John Mulaney should have a voice in the PJO Series… but I just thought about Blackjack with John Mulaney’s voice and i haven’t stopped crying in laughter.

Idk if this needs to be a thing… but can yall read Blackjack’s lines in John Mulaney’s voice??

to all my black friends, mutuals and followers on here:

Does anyone ever just stop and realize - DAMN what a time we live in.

It's 2020 and we just launched a SpaceX Falcon 9 rocket into space with humans on it, landed the main rocket back on Earth successfullyy, on an OCEAN barge!?

And meanwhile you see the crew room where an entire team of people is wearing face masks and social distancing as they do their job.

What. A. Time.

yes you are absolutely correct i am still cracking up at the jokes they put in atla because it is peak comedy to this day no i am not taking criticism here