$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think

Reblog for unexpected $$$ dropping into your Bank account.

can’t risk it

THIS PIECE OF PICTURE WORKS. 

Gotta take all the chances…..

Never risk it

Reblog the 500,000 dollar written check from Seto Kaiba and money will come your way.

Damn right we do cause we a got Seto Kaiba’s routing and account numbers

Reblog this and money will be entering your life this week

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

ehh what the hell

OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……

WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD

yooooo

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..

OH MY GOD

OH MY F*CKIN GOD

THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!! 

Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGIC 

I need to believe in the heart of the post…

Oh? Well… *reblag*

i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko

I have nothing to lose

my palm was itchin today not riskin it

I always reblog the money posts cause I can’t afford not too lol

It works. I just got $300 for no reason.

Money dog is my friend

Money dog is the shit

I believe in the money dog😀

I believe in the money 🐶

Bless me pls money pup 🙏🐕

Just woke up 🙌🏿

Pplease😭🙏🏽

Doing this again because last time I reblogged this I got $50

can’t not reblog the money dog

I could use some money, might as well trust in the money post

If you’re lgbt rb this with ur identity, your first starter, and your favorite eeveelution!

Gay, Cyndaquil, and Espeon

Someone I’ve known for 20+ years just posted this on my Facebook wall and I’ve never felt more seen in my entire life.

Reblog to be visited by the Jeff Goldblum of Happiness, who will help you recognize that Everything Is Fleeting, Including Sadness.

goodnight to all the ones who never receive a goodnight

…I usually don’t reblog this kind of thing, but…for some reason, this really hit me.

Let those who feel unloved rest easy, i see you, and i care

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life

not risking it

x

o fuck YEAH babe GIMME those nintendo 64 gem sparkling effects

Potato Month!

Easy Oven Roasted Potatoes Recipe

Hash Brown Potato Cakes

OVEN BAKED POTATO WEDGES (TACO SEASONED)

Cheesy Bacon Potato Foil Packets

CRISPY BAKED FRIES WITH ROASTED GARLIC AIOLI

garlicky herb red potato salad

Potato Roses

Homemade Potato Tots

Hedgehog Roasted Rosemary Potatoes

Cheesy Layered Potatoes

DUCHESS POTATOES

More recipes here!

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Is this how you roll?

Keep the flame going for those we have lost to suicide. 

Couldn’t scroll

I don’t give a fuck if this doesn’t suit your ‘theme’ have a heart and reblog.

i dropped off my resume at this place at 1:15 and got called for an interview at 1:45 holy dang

Today I got interviewed, hired, and then given a dollar raise and a better store location because the interviewer “liked my attitude”

REBLOG FOR GOOD JOB GETTING KARMA COME ON GRAB A PIECE

Need immediately please

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

i’ve been having trouble motivating myself lately so i made these very cheesy motivational SU phone backgrounds to get me going (and to procrastinate). i figured other people might find them helpful too maybe???

Welcome back to Tumblr. Would you like some discourse? Or a funny picture?

Or maybe you want… me? 

I want a Triple Baconator, large fries, 2 chocolate chunk cookies, a large orange Hi-C, and one small vanilla frosty.

Alright that’s a Triple Baconator, one large fry, two cookie, a large Pepsi, and… oh, I’m sorry, but our frosty machine is broken. Would you like anything else or will that complete your order?  

I said I wanted a Large Orange Hi-C. 

Alright, so that’s a Triple Baconator, two large fries, a cookie, a large Pepsi, a large Hi-C, and no frosty. Will that complete your order? 

Yes, it will. Thank you.

I’m pulling up to the first window now.

[at the first window]

hey, you had the uh, two steak quesaritos, one cheesy potato griller, and a large baja blast? 

hdjghkggjfhkfgjdgjgdj

aight next window please 

if you’re reading this

a lump sum of money is on the way to you

It Works the money is on its way!

Need this.

Of course

It worked tho

I just won $500 off a scratch Ticket lottery.

ENERGY

Things I've heard my (cis/het) brother say while he's been in college for the last year:

-(Heard over the phone) “I don’t care WHAT is in your pants or what you identify as, GET THE FUCKING PISS OFF THE TOILET SEAT” - “I don’t get why some men like to call themselves straight and then say they’d never date a Trans woman because honestly if you’re willing to exclude an entire subsection of women based on something so stupid you’re probably not worth their time anyways” -“I don’t know why some guys worry about gay men in the locker rooms because if I was a gay guy, even I wouldn’t date me. I’ve been wearing the same shirt for three days.“ -(Over spring break) “How the fuck do you make Kraft mac&cheese” -“What do you mean it’s written on the box– WAIT SHIT IT IS” -“I hit on a lesbian two weeks ago in the SU without knowing it and I still feel bad about it” -“I honestly think I’d prefer living with a (Trans) person at this point because if they’re even as half as cool as you then it’s got to be better than living with two 19 year old boys who have fucking competitions of who can piss farther on the ceiling” -“For some reason even in college guys don’t seem to get that the only reason I get so many girls’ numbers is because I treat them like I would treat anyone else” -“No seriously they think you have to act uninterested or like a dick for some reason” -“No I don’t know why they think hitting on a lesbian is anything but a lot of secondhand embarrassment for the rest of us” -“My roommate came into the room looking really dejected and when I asked why he said that he spent hours talking to this girl just to find out that she had a boyfriend the whole time and didn’t say anything” (And after me asking why it mattered) “I dunno, apparently he doesn’t understand the concept of friends” -(After me saying I don’t get heterosexuals sometimes) “Even I don’t understand straight guys little dude, and I am one”

Also: “I’m actually really glad you’re a boy because now I can do THIS” (pretends to full on body slam me into the couch and then carries me around over his shoulder in a fit of laughter)

omg this warms my heart

Holy shit this got 1K notes you’re all gonna make my brother cocky

some fucko: not ALL men!!

me: you’re right. [op’s brother] would NEVER

Addition, said to me yesterday during a discussion we were having about toxic masculinity: “Honestly…in my experience, people in the LGBT community seem to have more empathy and care more about their peers than straight men do. Like I have a lot of friends, you know, but if I had to choose between who I wanted to talk to about something deep and emotional, I honestly don’t think I could talk to my straight bro’s about it because they usually don’t understand or just call me a pussy for it”.

And honestly that hurt me so deep because like…is it really like that for y’all? That sounds…so incredibly difficult oh my god

Faith in humanity +10 points

let’s go lesbians let’s go LETS GO LESBIANS LETS GO here we go lesbians.. here we go lesbians C'mon! LET’S GO LESBIANS!! oh my god lesbians…. oh my god lesbians- move outta my way ROUNDING THE CORNER WITH A BUNCH OF LESBIANS HERE WE ARE CAN YOU HANDLE IT?!