Marrr

— Paulo Coelho (via glassbonespaperskin)

I’m literally doing my best but I’m not gonna beg anyone to understand that

so many concerts, no money

i have a “why am i like this” moment at least five times a day

“and we didn’t talk after that” is probably the saddest thing to say

my kids: dad what’s for supper? me: ooh hunny i am serving looks tonight kids: we haven’t eaten in 3 days

my inability to make this video go viral was certainly my biggest failure of 2017

i dont have a favorite music genre. i just like songs that sound good. i have no specific taste,, if it slaps it slaps.

heard u were talkin shit

this is literally the best video on the internet

are those the fucking jonas brothers

he’s beauty he’s grace he’s mr united states

UNMUTE THIS

😩😩😂😂😂😂

“Turn one way and stick with it, Tina.  TINA, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, TURN AWAY OR STOP!  THE BRAKES, TINA!  THE LEFT– YOU’RE ABOUT TO HIT THAT CAR!  THE BRAKES!  HIT THE BRA–!”

[thud]

“Ohhhh my god it’s bad.”

@otahkoapisiakii

I can’t quite place my finger on the name for the feeling this conveys, but it is an extremely Big Mood

When you see people getting up during the credits of a marvel movie