me baking: haha fuck yeah!!! yes!!!
me cleaning up: well this fucking sucks. what the fuck
I'm bored so I think Tumblr should bring back the ability to edit other people's posts. Just need a little ruckus
“you don’t need to be stressed!” okay but consider this: I am
crystals dont do shit you stupid idiot
Im Healed Im Cured Im Immune To You B*llshit
You ever just like someone so much you wanna text them “hi do you like mini wheats ? Cause the maple flavour is really good” but you can’t text them that … you almost can’t text them at all
This is how we make america great again
Nice try Megan already invented that
me at four in the afternoon watching a 2hr video essay tearing apart a movie that i’ve never seen
You know….. sometimes mom humor? It slaps hdjdbxkhfkfjfodjkx
almost said “thank you king” to the cashier at the dollar store today
and you should have
moomin bag that says “if you dont let me go home at the scheduled time i will kill you”





