Hi this blog is trash, just like me :')

what was i made for?

“ophelia” by john everett millais but it’s barbie and for the sake of this concept let’s pretend that there is in fact water in barbieland

Small reminder for my Texas/southwest peope. Going to be expecially nasty next week. Stay hydrated, stay cool, keep an eye on your neighbors.

Popping this back up, since it’s getting hot here, and won’t get any cooler ‘til October.  Stay hydrated, friends!

Welcome to our hellsite, Redditors!

not the twitter migrants putting "reblog heavy" in their bios on here... like yeah. that's what we do here

reblog heavy

He fucking what

he walked on water once and led the echidnas to the promised land

he also sacrificed himself when he was green and then was reborn by the will of god (also an echidna) without his powers

thats knuckles’ empty grave after he rose again btw.

You . Were not kidding

not an actual microwave thats just what fans call it. it was actually called the chaos chamber, and knuckles’ dad put his unhatched egg in there (without telling knuckles’ mom) after a god projected images of the apocalypse into his mind while he slept and told him this was the only way to save the world. it gave knuckles superpowers basically

Eggman also tricked him into becoming a god again so he (Eggman) could turn Knuckles into an infinite energy source (it backfired). He also stripped his distant techno-cult cousins of all their augments and it caused a religious crisis for them.

i read this comic for the first time at like 8 years old and it holds up as the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen

GIRL ITS ALL THE EXACT SAME FACE 😭

"Link only showed interest in mipha"

Link looking at Mipha: 😐️

Link looking at Zelda:😐️😐️😐️😐️

Link looking at food:😃😄😁😇🥰😊😌

true 2000′s nonsense was finding an amv with a cool song and revisiting the amv for the song instead of actually looking it up

it just sounds better on the amv idk what to tell you

i hope everyone is ready to celebrate International Down With Cis day on April 4th.

Diary of a Wimpy Kid dir. Thor Freudenthal

if we all work together we can make that italian bitch cry

me when the post is mine: you guys know i am getting notified about your tags right 😐 i read all that. i see it all

me when the post is not mine: in 1996 on the day of my birth—

@nendocris

my favorite thing about this post is all the people who chose to use the default icon defending themselves in the notes like no stop it just put a picture up

This is brilliant

malicious compliance, Tumblr style

Scooby Doo is the most useless member of the scooby doo team why is the show named after him, the show should be called Velma

get dodgeballed idiot

queen harkinian

hey that's the dude who made the yo-yo man instructional video

Did you just know this

You hear a name like "Kent Weed" and it sticks with you for a while

i’ve gotta tell ya, i don’t like the implications of that