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Mark Helsing

@mark-helsing / mark-helsing.tumblr.com

I'm Mark, America's sweetheart and B+ gaymer. I'm currently taking on the arduous and poorly-thought out task of becoming the next big YA author. Someone stop me.

The issue with media that is from the perspective of a supernatural being rather than their human victims is that there’s always gonna be some dumb council

Ghoul in a movie about humans: nyeh heh heh, I’m the evil ghoul!! I’m gonna getcha! Now I shall do my magic dance that will turn your skulls into gasoline wheeeheeee

Ghoul in a movie about ghouls: so um the ghoul council said i can’t move my bed there because it’ll mess up the feng shui of the bedroom

they're taking persephone out of the public domain because every possible version of that story has already been told. you have to do a modern queer feminist retelling of the scorpion and the frog now.

What if I was the scorpion and I stung you while you were carrying me across the river, dooming us both, and we were both girls?

It's wild to me how much furry art I was marinated in as a child and yet I am still not a furry. "You can be!" No, I can't. I've tried so many times. It's never taken. I'm like those cis+ people but for furries.